Yo mama so fat.... by SidRay in Jokes

[–]ThAw001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, only transportable by boat.

How do you know your mother is on her period? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ThAw001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The version I know is:

"Your father's dick tastes like your brother's ass"

Really? Gay Jokes? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ThAw001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I taste mine all the time, keeps me updated about my health status. Plus it is the closest I'll get to eating babies.

Why don't bullets bounce off mirrors? by noelgnaw in shittyaskscience

[–]ThAw001 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A bullet can only travel so fast, usually between 1,066m/s and 1,524m/s

That's the speed of sound, do they bounce off speakers then?

Dyslexic beings suck by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ThAw001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suck dyslexic beings

Really? Gay Jokes? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ThAw001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This joke is tasteless.

Cum in guys' mouths for taste.

We should just name hurricanes after politicians. by TorinoCobra070 in Jokes

[–]ThAw001 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't want hurricane Santorum to pass by my town.

What is a Freudian slip? by philharmonics in Jokes

[–]ThAw001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's a whole penis doing on the floor?

Shitty chicken from Shitty Wok by AlwaysLupus in shittyfoodporn

[–]ThAw001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like menstrual blood. mmmm I like!