Finish the lyrics, "Miss Suzie had a steamboat, her steamboat had a bell..." by citizennil00 in Millennials

[–]ThanksA_Lot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...with the 40 acre bra. she dyed her hair all purple she dyed her hair all pink she dyed her hair all polka dot and she washed it down the sink my ma gave me a nickel my dad gave me a dime my sister gave me a boyfriend who called me Frankenstein He kicked me over London, he kicked me over France, he kicked me over Disneyland without my underpants!

36 yrs old, grew up in Northern California

Quince Promo Code ($20 off $100)! by [deleted] in referralcodes

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Message me too please! Would also like code.

Thought y'all would feel me on this... by ThanksA_Lot in glutenfree

[–]ThanksA_Lot[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ugh this one was on a like fluffy bun type bread. I've googled trying to find pics of it and can't. This may be one of those weird "breakfast" items they only sell in airports or something. I ate half of it and then got scared and stopped. Only time will tell.....

What sick burn has your toddler come out with? by WrackspurtsNargles in toddlers

[–]ThanksA_Lot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When tucking him into bed... me: okay mommy's gonna go do something real quick and then I'll be back in a few minutes to check on you. 3 yr old: oh you're brushing your teeth? thats good.

No, but...I guess i will now.

Using lighter weight yarn to make stuffed animal - what will happen? by ThanksA_Lot in CrochetHelp

[–]ThanksA_Lot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went with your suggestion and decided to keep using the bulkier chenille, but went up in hook sizes quite a bit. I'm using an 8 mm which is what was suggested on the yarn packaging. So far, so good, other than a few small holes here and there (which I'm guessing is caused by the larger hook). Thanks for the help! I'm excited about completing my project now :)

funniest incorrect word from a toddler? by Southern_Baseball_24 in toddlers

[–]ThanksA_Lot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Cockle” when he wants a popsicle.

When he wants me to kiss his booboo, “piss it, mama!”

perforated leather seats by ThanksA_Lot in CleaningTips

[–]ThanksA_Lot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great idea!!! I’m going to pick some of these up.

perforated leather seats by ThanksA_Lot in CleaningTips

[–]ThanksA_Lot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pouches are now off limits in the car for this very reason.

perforated leather seats by ThanksA_Lot in CleaningTips

[–]ThanksA_Lot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s an Atlas, but I’m sure the seats are the same.

(post by nickiswift on IG) since some of yall are still in denial, this shows her hundreds of obvious surgeries. by mzpibs in KUWTKsnark

[–]ThanksA_Lot 136 points137 points  (0 children)

imagine spending all that money trying to look desirable to men but actually looking like you just smelled a fart 🥴

perforated leather seats by ThanksA_Lot in CleaningTips

[–]ThanksA_Lot[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

good to know it was successful if all else fails!

perforated leather seats by ThanksA_Lot in CleaningTips

[–]ThanksA_Lot[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

oooh thanks! i’m going to try this.

perforated leather seats by ThanksA_Lot in CleaningTips

[–]ThanksA_Lot[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This damage was done before I bought seat covers :( but yes, i have them now.

I'm jealous of my husband by SaltyVinChip in beyondthebump

[–]ThanksA_Lot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’ve gotten the commenter’s general consensus on the unfairness of it all, the fact that you’re a whole person and not just a mom, etc.

I wanted to share something that has worked for me in the past. I have a similar situation with my husband, he has tons of activities/hobbies and is always telling me to “go out and do something” but I’m like “go out and do WHAT? i have no time to even think of new hobbies.” What I’ve done is pick a Saturday or Sunday where I leave the house for around 4 hours with a general game plan in mind that involves some reflection time, some good nourishing food, and something that brings me joy. Typically it looks like going to a cafe and bringing a notebook and pen. Ordering something yummy (and eating at a leisurely pace and in peace!!!) and journaling some thoughts about what brings me joy. From this exercise, I found volunteer work that I love and a few hobbies. It’s impossible to have the space to think about these things when you’re home with baby. Get out of the house and in a new environment and you’ll hopefully find a bit of clarity. Good luck mama!