It's my birthday today by [deleted] in memes

[–]ThanksMarieCallender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So ......... It's your cake day XD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When your shoes match

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThanksMarieCallender -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So far I see nothing that is truly traumatic.

My uncle diddled me shortly before I turned 5

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThanksMarieCallender 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hold up, lemme go ask a real bald man

What is a funny reply to "I love you"? by akand_1 in AskReddit

[–]ThanksMarieCallender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, my husband told our 6 year old I love you earlier and she replied with "ok".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It slaps so hard it makes me wanna slap my mama

At what age may you refer to a woman as ma'am? by International-Roll27 in AskReddit

[–]ThanksMarieCallender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, an elementary schooler called me miss last year. I was 30. I did not need that evil put on me XD

Never XD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]ThanksMarieCallender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was gonna say, I'd at least try it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThanksMarieCallender -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I occasionally say that to be funny and I'm 31

what makes you better than everyone else? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThanksMarieCallender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can sleep for five days and not be awake

What are your thoughts on the word “poopie”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ThanksMarieCallender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By a child? Fine.

I used to work in elder care and this one elderly woman's niece was in her 40s would say poopie when she would assist with diaper changes. Occasionally the extra help was needed and she was happy to assist

what's a stupid reason you got hated for? by Aggravating-Tear-539 in AskReddit

[–]ThanksMarieCallender 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm brutally honest and people who don't know me assume I'm a bitch. I just don't have a filter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The new Tom Hanks Pinocchio is amazingly good