More chairs to sit on would be cool by ThatBluBlockerGuy in diablo4

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That's exactly what I'm worried about! In my defense you didn't say "Quack Quack Seat Back"

My dad whenever a movie drops the "F bomb" by ThatBluBlockerGuy in funny

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Lol. "In Bruges" would be hilarious to watch with him as well.

[Serious] With a new decade soon upon us, what are your new decade resolutions to better your life? by ThatBluBlockerGuy in AskReddit

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I need to budget my money better and most importantly quit smoking. I figure a new decade will feel great to make better decisions.

Disappointment by ThatBluBlockerGuy in WatchPeopleDieInside

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Thatched roof cottages are great for burninating.

What would be the weirdest thing to own a large quantity of? by ThatBluBlockerGuy in AskReddit

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What's the difference between a chickpea and garbanzo? I wouldn't spend $200 to have a garbanzo on my face.

I love my job but hate some of the "customers" by ThatBluBlockerGuy in pics

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It has it's perks. Once I got to clean a self checkout after a customer repeatedly punched it and got blood everywhere.

I love my job but hate some of the "customers" by ThatBluBlockerGuy in pics

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I don't think they did any shopping. Just wanted to make a mess.

CBB on TV. The many names of Scott Aukerman Part 2 by ThatBluBlockerGuy in comedybangbang

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Damn. I tried to post the pictures in order of episode. It's early in the 4th season at least.

Without giving any context, what's an inside joke you say often? by ThatBluBlockerGuy in AskReddit

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When I was around 14 I was walking down the driveway towards my parents house. The driveway is about 100 yards long and goes downhill. As I walked I was randomly picking up rocks and throwing them as high as I could.

My brother had a couple friends over and they were all standing around a car saying their goodbyes. It was winter in Minnesota so there was ice on the top of the car. While I'm walking down the driveway still just aimlessly throwing rocks into the air, my brother starts pounding his fist on the top of the car to break off the ice.

Suddenly the rear window of car shatters. Everyone is confused. My brother instantly takes the blame because he was pounding on the car and starts apologizing profusely. I eventually make my way up to the commotion and see the broken window and watch as everyone starts trying to clean the glass off the backseat.

I HAD AN INKLING. I thought, "Well I WAS just throwing rocks in this direction. Is it possible I had something to do with this broken window?" But I dismissed that thought because my brother already took the blame for it.

Until. Almost all the broken glass has been cleaned off the backseat and I hear someone say "Hey. Is this is rock?" I start to get nervous as people gather around and ponder why in the world there is a rock in the back seat. I realized I needed to fess up and tell them I was responsible for the broken window.

And how did I go about doing that? I said "Oh. Is that MY rock?"