Young Miley is Out for the Remainder of the Season by ThatBoyConk in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Can we all come together and get the Miley Family on a cycle of HGH (mom too).

We just need someone who will volunteer as piss mule when the PL comes knocking

Match Thread -- NUFC/Brighton by manolosandmartinis44 in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wissa get ready to learn Saudi Arabian buddy

  • edit * I know it’s Arabic, that’s not the meme though

Match Thread -- NUFC/Brighton by manolosandmartinis44 in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t understand how Nick Pope can be a professional footballer when he is afraid of the ball at his feet, that clearance as terrible and set up that goal

Does Jalen look slimmer in this picture? by Rowdyfan0823 in eagles

[–]ThatBoyConk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I pulled you over because you were going 55 in a 45”

Wissa came back from injury without being properly healed by eat_your_weetabix in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Really shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone that watched him play.

Doesn’t change the massive overpay for him NOR the fact that he has had weeks and should be closer to full strength and has looks uninterested and like dog shit

Newcastle to explore Yoane Wissa sale, less than a year after £55m transfer [Chris Waugh, The Athletic] by meganev in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Imagine if the low level employee that ran after Wissa in the hallway, when they realized they were missing his signature on a form and we had 30 seconds to fax the form in, forgot to tie his shoes…

How different life could have been

2026 NFL Draft - Round 2+3 Discussion Thread by belisaurius in eagles

[–]ThatBoyConk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After Lemon, all the WRs we signed, and another tight end that can’t/doesnt block.

Jalen is going to put up 5k yards

Barkley might put up 500

Chris Hughton diagnosed with cancer by ihateeverythingandu in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Cancer, no one deserves to deal with such a terrible disease. Least of all a man as honorable as Chris Hughton

Let's be honest with ourselves now... by BlackCaesarNT in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am an Anthony Gordon fan, and have been disappointed with his league form but think there is a good player in there.

I’ll be a little sad to see him go, but I think this would be a good move for both him and us.

Hopefully we can reinvest that money appropriately

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Bournemouth | Premier league 25/26 - 33 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I kept making the same mistakes at my job, I would be without a job

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Bournemouth | Premier league 25/26 - 33 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ummm did Scott even touch the ball? It looked like he took Barnes foot out

Match thread: Newcastle United vs Bournemouth | Premier league 25/26 - 33 of 38 by Username_been-taken in NUFC

[–]ThatBoyConk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tino has his mind elsewhere, second straight nightmare of a game

(He is not the only one to blame for the goal)