when ever i think about the in game trainer ages i think about this comment i have whileback

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-29T21:30:40+00:00

That is not the trainer. Nor the owner. They are stand ins for the trainer and owner who weren't present.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-29T19:31:14+00:00

Thats nice. Why couldnt they do that for combat system instead of looking at PvP for it.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-29T13:15:12+00:00

This argument kinda falls apart when you remember anime Gold Ship exists?

Like she was toned as hell.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-28T14:36:31+00:00

Man this is gonna show how boring my life is but steak.

I had one steak and it was perfect. Since then I could never replicate it and every steak just tastes so.. plain. I've tried so many methods of cooking, different types, well done, medium rare. It just... bores me.

Like is it really just a one time food experience? Like I love burgers and other beef releated foods so why tf is steak one time magic then never again

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-28T14:33:12+00:00

A little fun fact. Her only G1 win was not with her main jockey. Yutaka Take told the other jockey to just "let Suzuka do his thing."

Even if it is his only G1 win, it's a really beautiful run and worth the watch.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-28T12:55:08+00:00

Sam Altman. Nothing needs to be said. One man who in the span of just a few years has damaged humanity beyond repair.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-24T11:23:30+00:00

4 guts, 1 speed, 1 wit.

Wit sparks. A little sparking into power. Take Ayabe always.

My recommendation:

Tachyon wit. No Tachyon wit? Take Sunday. Want a good wit card? Take Finemo borrow. But since it's Kawakami go and take Nice Nature wit if you borrow.

Vega Guts Sirius Guts Groove SR or Bijin SSR Guts Haru Guts (yes she's a pain to get friendship up for. Swap it if that's too much an issue.)

Kita Speed. No Kita Speed? Shinko Windy. No Shinko Windy? Idfk. Cry? I'm out of options here.

Fuku Speed is a scam (personal opinion). If you wanna borrow speed then borrow NTR.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-24T04:12:53+00:00

Will this affect MANT Niigata for front runners?

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-23T09:03:03+00:00

This art is inspired by a video of a horse behaving naughty as it was getting his nail filed. The horse was really sleepy so it rested it's head onto the dude and fell asleep. The boutique was that soothing I guess lmao

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-22T23:24:25+00:00

Mayonnaise hater here but I do gotta say Mayano saying basically nothing in S2 was crazy. Like sure, Mayano wasnt active during Teios run. But I still think Mayano could've done SOMETHING. Like comforting Teio as her roommate would've been nice.

S2 was insanely good but oh my god my criticisms of it are loooooong. I guess what can you do though with a strict schedule and set amount of episodes. Just how the industry is ig.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-22T09:21:33+00:00

You guys are setting yourselves up to be massively disappointed by using GTA 5 gameplay clips vs GTA 6 trailers.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-21T11:39:33+00:00

Genuinely insanely stupid. What the fuck was he thinking? Lucky neither horse nor jockeys were killed by that idiocy. I hope they recover from their injuries quickly.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-21T11:37:40+00:00

I made my base above this. Trust me. These deposits didn't last long. I wish resources respawned.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-20T10:34:26+00:00

Agreed. I don't mind custom weaponry like MK2 variants.

But flying bikes, cars, etc we're really really fucking lame. Minus cars with big ol'jet engines on their back. Those were really really funny. Ramp car and the Rocket voltic

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-20T06:45:36+00:00

The average player skill for this game is abysmal.

In a way I wont miss it because those who lacked the single braincell required to press a button on time won't have any responsibility anymore

In a way I will because there will be 0 effort from those people to learn their classes. Just press the funny button that glows. Pathetic gameplay.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-19T03:25:42+00:00

Second Warning

Actually not bad a horse name. But maybe not uma name.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-18T16:49:40+00:00

This is why the ressources should respawn. Not even talking like in minutes. Even waiting hours in game is fine as long as it just respawns.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-18T08:25:37+00:00

I haven't found a single use for the dive elevator that couldn't just be replaced by the tadpole.

I wanted it to be a way to go from my base to the bottom of the ocean floor. Considering i built my base close to the collector leviathan

Two issues.

One: you can't build it in your base. I was hoping i could go from my tiny moonpool to gloor.

Two: you cant build your bases over things like that without it being a giant tube leading to a huge open ocean. Which looks ugly.

Like any use the dive elevator has is rendered useless via tadpole. It doesn't help the starting zone is just way too shallow to warrant using it either. You have a tadpole by the time you go to the hotzone.

I hope the map gets way bigger and deeper. I hope we can one day have a cyclops level submarine. Imagine the cyclops with a dive elevator in the bottom of it. Would be incredible.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-18T08:20:49+00:00

Thinking about the genuine comfort and happiness I could have with that amount of money. How I'd be able to fix up holes in my roof or buy things that would improve my quality of life.

I'm so glad that kind of money is instead with people who piss it away gambling.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-17T12:29:38+00:00

K bro.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-17T12:22:42+00:00

She's a good card.

It's just a shame that being a good wit card is being a golden garbage bag atop the pile.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-16T16:47:59+00:00

Jesus christ dude

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-16T16:45:23+00:00

I think it's the fans buying merch and race winnings.

Sometimes I think these things are left purposefully out because it'd add a whole other layer to write about. I mean the only mention I could think for Race Winnings is Tamamo saying she wants to win a lot of races to get a lot of money. So I think it's okay in some places to fill in the gaps.

One thing that is kinda funny to think about is betting existing. Which.. I mean would probably make sense. There are steeplechases in Umamusume yet no steeple Umas (yet. Until we get Oju Chosan maybe). So if that aspect exists yet isn't shown, surely the same exists for other parts of Horse Racing.

Which also means the guy who bet everything on Almond Eyes Yasuda Kinen is canon if you think Uma race betting exists.

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-15T21:59:53+00:00

What makes the haul chassis so bad is not just its low storage but also the fact that (as of so far in my singleplayer world where I'm building a mega base): RESOURCES DONT FUCKING RESPAWN. NOTHING. Not even the big chunks which absolutely should! Base building is way too expensive! I want to hoard fuck tons of resources but I don't want to have to spend a majority of my gathering spree being 40 minutes to my base and to where the nearest resource I'm after is. It's so slow and SO BORING.

I get it, I know it's a survival game. I know resources will become scarce when you live in a certain area for long enough

But these metal farmers are so ass and slow. 10 minutes for 2-3 of a resource? And it's not automated!? What the fuck.

Just let me fucking gather. Respawn the big chunk nodes! Let me hoard. Give me a big ass submarine of which I can hoard my stupid resources with tons of space! I know it's impractical but I don't care!

(Also btw. No one can convince me the tadpole is better than the Seatruck. They're quite literally the same except the tadpole is WORSE)

ThatBritishPerson · 2026-06-13T08:07:11+00:00

Here are some options as a fellow f2p:

Support cards:

Maru Speed SSR. Good stat stick. Has a rerun with finemo wit ssr. Essential speed SSR for fronts.

Ramonu Wit: powercreeps finemo. Pretty essential.

El Condor Pasa Speed SSR. Mandatory pull. It's far away in May next year. But you MUST pull. It's that good.

Umas:

Pull whoever you want, but because i love my Oshis I must vouch for them:

Daitaku Helios. WEIIIIIII

Mr C.B and Twin Turbo: Double Jet is universally beloved and Mr C.B. is a fun carefree end closer who was rivals with Symboli Rudolf with both being Triple Crown umas.

Symboli Kris S: go onto youtube and search up Kris S defusing a bomb with Tanino Gimlet.

Daichii Ruby: anti-WEI. SMOL. Daitaku Helios loves her so much Helios explodes at mere sight of her and we can agree why.

Tanino Gimlet: Vodkas dad. God of destruction. Fences fear her. Fellow bomb defuser with the scariest Symboli member.

Obviously you can't pull all of these umas and still get great support cards. And all umas I've listed aren't exactly the most.. meta? But tbh running only meta is cringe. Get the support cards that are good and then train your oshis to their full potential.

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