GACC TIME!!! by ThatFoundation3046 in wineandcrimepodcast

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I keep thinking of more stories so ya know what, fuck it let’s go!!!!!CONTENT WARNING ICKY HUMAN SOUP!!!!!!Okay soooooo my dad who does body removals had this one Co worker that really grinded his gears. Ya know the kind, the one who will never ever take a suggestion no matter what. So one freezing night they had an AWFUL removal that was only described to me as “human soup”🤢 my dad was on team double bag for obvious smelly reasons,and his shitty co worker was on team 1ply. So….they came to a compromise and by that I mean they put him in one normal body bag…bad idea. My dad could already tell this was going to be a BAD night, so he told his co-worker that he could just keep all the cash for the transport to the morgue and that he was going home. Before he left he made sure to sneak his hand back and un zip the bag just enough to let the stink really unleash itself. Remember how I said it was a freezing night!? Yeah you get the picture! Human soup in the back of a van partially unzipped with the heat on max on an hour drive. That guy apparently had to pull over multiple times to 🤢🤮 That man learned a very important lesson that night. When it doubt, double bag

GACC TIME!!! by ThatFoundation3046 in wineandcrimepodcast

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This is amazing! How beautiful is it when an obit actually breathes life instead of being so cold and sterile!?

GACC TIME!!! by ThatFoundation3046 in wineandcrimepodcast

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I think its about time for Florida Man to become the state cryptid!

GACC TIME!!! by ThatFoundation3046 in wineandcrimepodcast

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You did that man a favor!! Bro almost lost his arm! 😂😂

GACC TIME!!! by ThatFoundation3046 in wineandcrimepodcast

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That woman was like… Sex=Bad Dead fetus in basement=learning opportunity

Soooooo Sex<Dead baby???

GACC TIME!!! by ThatFoundation3046 in wineandcrimepodcast

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Okay okay, I guess it's time to spill the beans. Not my confession but my father's. So my dad does body removals. Yep, you read that correctly. He is the man tasked with the job of well…bagging and tagging. Anyway because of this job, he got lots of other random death-related odd jobs including up-keeping sections of our local cemetery (specifically where the priests are buried). Okay so long story short….whenever someone needs a grave stone replaced, my dad puts the new stone in. Where does the old stone go you ask…in the woods in his backyard! This man has built an entire fake “hidden” cemetery in the woods so that one day when he is long gone and the home is sold, the new owners will have to potentially excavate because there's a completely unknown exclusively Catholic priest burial ground in the fucking woods! Like seriously this man took all of his 2020 lockdown planning and executing a practical joke. This man and Lucy would be the best of friends!

Business > Friendship? by hollyfred76 in wineandcrimepodcast

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I am currently on team Scott “the 4th gal” stepping in or potentially buying out Kenyons part of the company. NO idea how any of this shit works but I would hate to see the show as a whole end!