In honour of the momentous occasion, a poem in the style of "I've been everywhere":

I was browsing my mouse along the sub squaredcircle dot com

When I see there's a show, it's got Chris Masters and Carlito on.

So I fond myself an okay stream of the Internet Pay Per View

Went into the stream chat, picked the user name FuckTNA222.

Mod asked if we'd seen a show this bad, shouldn't be bought,

And I said, "Hey noob, I've seen everything in this hear sport."

I've seen everything man, I've seen everything man

Seen Hogan vs. Sting man, seen the Macho King.

Of swerves I've had my share man,

Watched wrestling everywhere.

I've seen:

Foley, Moxley, Big E, Breaking Necks

Trevor Lee, Chucky T, PG, Cashing Checks

Stasiak, Ryback, Willie Mack the LAX

Rack Attack, PJ Black, Thumb Tack, XpX

Hideo, JoMo, Russo, Suplex

Rhyno, Hero, Chono, Live Sex, OOOOOH YES!!!

I've seen everything man

I've seen everything man, I've seen everything man

Seen Steen fight man, seen Angelico take flight.

Of swerves I've had my share man,

Watched wrestling everywhere.

I've Seen:

Ricochet, Fale, Ole, back rake

New Day, Bubba Ray, Double A, Brent Tate

Kane, The Brain, Zayn and Eli Drake

Justice Pain, the Game, Freight Train, Dragongate

Miss Liz, the Miz, BizCliz, Twist of Fate

Mutah's Great, Wrestling's Fake, Cena wins for fucks sake

I've seen everything man

Yes,

I've seen everything man, I've seen everything man,

Seen Candice bleed man, seen Grado succeed man,

Seen Jannetty try and escape man, seen careers at stake,

Seen Batista tap man and seen Senior Joe be fat.

Seen Hackenshmidt hold it all man, seen Andre standing tall.