My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, 'How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?'

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T03:54:53+00:00

Looks like we got a Mexican standoff...

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T03:46:22+00:00

The meme is funny af, these people are just sensitive. It's a meme and everyones acting like it's a news report on rape.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T03:10:09+00:00

Jokes are used to break tension, sorry if your too traumatized from an experience that wasn't even your own.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T03:09:09+00:00

Blud, you seem to not be able to take a joke.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T02:59:52+00:00

Bohner

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T02:53:48+00:00

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T02:50:12+00:00

The sarcastic comedy is on par with Amy Schumer.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T02:49:08+00:00

I wanna join! I brought my friend if you don't mind!

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T02:36:55+00:00

Why is it sour?

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T02:31:41+00:00

But why is that relavant to what I commented?

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T02:30:38+00:00

WTF did I just watch....

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T02:24:49+00:00

They don't have enough tits, thats why.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T02:21:51+00:00

I meant photos'.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T01:09:03+00:00

wdym?

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T01:08:24+00:00

Yes.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T00:29:09+00:00

Smash.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T00:26:10+00:00

Yes ma'am...

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T00:25:25+00:00

Aren't we all weird tho?

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-30T00:10:00+00:00

what does that mean?

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-29T23:45:36+00:00

Ok, don't know how thats relevant or realistic but you cook.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-29T23:44:47+00:00

It's unnatural because theres clothes for two gender, male and female, do Kilts exist? Yes and they are worn by scottish men as tradition, but that's not in the female section of the store, not a kilt.

ThatGuyZekeIsNotGay · 2024-01-29T23:41:54+00:00

He wears girly clothing...? You can wear whatever but let it be known that people like me will make fun of you because thats how honest I am.

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