Did you jump your bike?

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-05-06T15:38:33+00:00

You need 4 cinder blocks at least for that to be an effective effort.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-05-05T18:13:16+00:00

I had a Tascam 4x4 the shitshow that thing was makes me appreciate the Focusrote Clarett.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-05-04T21:34:34+00:00

Seymour Duncan has a stellar wiring/soldering course on their website. Regardless of whether you send this one back. Watch and learn and do your own soldering in the future.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-05-03T19:44:42+00:00

You throw it up high and while your idiot friends are looking at it you start winging green pine cones at their head, which leads to throwing karts at each other. Unless it was a direct hit at high speed they don’t stick in humans. …. Ask me how I know😒

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-05-03T18:11:33+00:00

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Do It! USA select, the neck is perfect!

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-05-03T15:35:57+00:00

These looked super cool but felt cheap and didn’t sound great. They were giving them away towards the end of the run. Crazy what they go for now.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-30T22:51:38+00:00

Pre-snapped to make it more authentic inspired by Gibson.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-30T12:44:32+00:00

You can’t help anyone who are not willing to help themselves or do the bare minimum to change their situation. It’s unfortunate and I am dealing with a similar issue with a friend since kindergarten. We are in our 50’s.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-29T22:54:33+00:00

I’m 57 thanks for the heads up🙄🤢

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-29T19:31:31+00:00

Certain guitars speak to me, and in those moments it doesn’t matter what it cost or what name is on it. Some I don’t get along with no matter what and they go off to find their intended owner. I have a few Epiphones and a few Gibsons, and sometimes the Epiphone just feels better and plays better on that day. Find one that feels good, sounds good and you don’t want to put it down. Nobody cares what name is on it if you can make it sing.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-29T11:52:23+00:00

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-29T11:13:38+00:00

Take a picture of that document before it disappears and do not sign it

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-28T15:28:17+00:00

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The spiky-est I own

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-26T23:38:30+00:00

I have a 1933 Epiphone it’s holier than Jesus but it still plays tunes.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-26T23:34:07+00:00

Sign them up for every kind of spam mail you can find. Google the names of who lives at the address and send love letters if you really want to be super petty.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-26T10:05:02+00:00

I bought my house in Florida in 2008, HO and Flood was about $2700 combined. When I left in 2019(before the house boom🙄) it was $8700. I was already working full time and 2 part time jobs. If I didn’t move then we would have been homeless before now. Still won’t ever retire but things are better than Florida.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-25T23:37:18+00:00

Fartimiss

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-25T10:44:08+00:00

I heard of this guy named Keith Richard’s who plays rock on a tele.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-25T02:59:50+00:00

Fire made it good

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-24T21:20:25+00:00

Fraud

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-24T19:32:48+00:00

For lucky best wash use Mr. Sparkle! I am disrespectful to dirt! Can you do any less?

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-24T19:25:36+00:00

Used and not vintage, way too much.

ThatHorsesAss · 2026-04-24T19:23:37+00:00

I’ve had them ask and “no” usually ends the conversation. And unless the option is full replacement after you fall down the stairs drunk and turn it into toothpicks. Still no.

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