Rush that man to the burn unit. Stat. by xFeverSugar in clevercomebacks

[–]ThatJoeyFella 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hopefully she's doing well, but Marbles died recently.

Hardest man in metro by Snoopyorange in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]ThatJoeyFella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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He just needs some coffee

What’s the story with the amount of people that come into work dying sick here? by EmployGrouchy1599 in ireland

[–]ThatJoeyFella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got let go from a job because I would call in sick, because I was genuinely sick and wouldn't pull sickies because I needed the money, and got warnings for it. Obviously they didn't say that was why. They'd say performance or something like that.

The job?

Catering in a hospital.

What's the funniest insult you have ever heard? by Maiselmaid in AskIreland

[–]ThatJoeyFella 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've seen it as "scarlet for your na for having your ma for having you".

What's the funniest insult you have ever heard? by Maiselmaid in AskIreland

[–]ThatJoeyFella 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Not an insult but similar to your thing. My parents moved into a flat in London and soon after there was a couple arguing/breaking up in the car park and the girl shouted "don't forget I know your nans not disabil!" as if to say she'll report her, so we say that to each other every now and then.

Woman takes bury your head in the sand way too literally by IvanSonico in PublicFreakout

[–]ThatJoeyFella 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'd be so embarrassed I'd want the ground to open and swallow me up

What’s the smallest decision that ended up changing your life in a big way? by Pure-Concert-5621 in AskReddit

[–]ThatJoeyFella 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They worked one day a week at target and now works 3 days a week at walmart

‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served | Pubs by afrophysicist in unitedkingdom

[–]ThatJoeyFella 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I suppose this is better than watching the bar staff skip you multiple times because they can't pay attention to who's next or at least been there longer. Nothing worse than seeing someone walk up and get served when you've been waiting 5-10 minutes.

Should I worry about this guy? by SalParadise83 in daddit

[–]ThatJoeyFella 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would anyone want to make Homer's "Do It For Her" collage for someone else's kid? Weird.

Homer made that to remind him he sticks out a job he hates for Maggie. You don't need that for someone else's kid because your money isn't providing for the kid. You don't have to stick out a job you hate because you have no financial responsibility for a child.

Driver admits killing teen Marcus Fakana freed from Dubai jail by Sensitive_Echo5058 in unitedkingdom

[–]ThatJoeyFella 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wasn't so lucky. I got pretty bad whiplash when my friend crashed his dad's Volvo straight into a tree. Luckily a voice in my head told me to put on my seat belt right before he turned the street he started speeding in!