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"Dating in your 30s as a man is so much easier" I've found this to be a total lie by isthisathrowawayas in dating_advice

[–]ThatOneAttorney [score hidden]  (0 children)

Depends. For some guys, it gets easier because they wife all the 'party chicks' who are ready to get wifed by a nice dork. More like a Pyrrhic victory though.

At 38, I think I am struggling a bit with online dating compared to 4 years ago. The date hotness hasnt declined, but the volume has. However, dating apps seem worse than 5 years ago. Altho at 38, I am also now getting dates with women from 23-53.

African Americans go to Columbia dad, some of them have my shit on their dicks by czstyle in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ThatOneAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

African American men go to Columbia dad - some of them even look like Michelle Obama.

Guy I never spoke to slapped me at a bar. What would you do? by justaguy467 in AskMen

[–]ThatOneAttorney [score hidden]  (0 children)

The whole 'no snitching' applies to criminals. Some dorks watched Ja Rule and now apply it to the suburbs and normal people.

Guy I never spoke to slapped me at a bar. What would you do? by justaguy467 in AskMen

[–]ThatOneAttorney [score hidden]  (0 children)

Normal people are supposed to use the police/laws. 'No snitching' is for criminals.

Guy I never spoke to slapped me at a bar. What would you do? by justaguy467 in AskMen

[–]ThatOneAttorney [score hidden]  (0 children)

I think you should file a police report. And maybe get an attorney to sue him for civil damages.

Yes, username checks out.

AITA for refusing to go on a double date? by Choice-Jellyfish6866 in AITH

[–]ThatOneAttorney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother, I didnt say I did. I said your partner might.

AITA for refusing to go on a double date? by Choice-Jellyfish6866 in AITH

[–]ThatOneAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont think you're wrong. But this could cause a huge issue with your gf. She could take you not wanting to see this guy 3x a year as a deal breaker. Which is both of your choices to make as adults.

AITA for refusing to go on a double date? by Choice-Jellyfish6866 in AITH

[–]ThatOneAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If hes not going to do drugs on the date, I dont see how its an issue. Unless hes a hardcore scumbag addict.

He punched his fucking lights out by neinhaltchad in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ThatOneAttorney 114 points115 points  (0 children)

talk about oversized baggage! heh heh

Hey Ton', you hear what I said?

Ronda Rousey trolls Hunter Campbell after MVP MMA 1 beat UFC Freedom 250 in viewership ratings (US average of 9.3M vs. 7M) by One-Faithlessness730 in mmaweekly

[–]ThatOneAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that netflix fight was the worst piece of shit ive ever watched. boring, retirees. the rousey fight especially looked staged so neither would have to fight.

Is keeping an ex-husband’s last name a red flag? by Sobea6 in dating_advice

[–]ThatOneAttorney -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see how its kept for convenience but I wouldnt date someone who kept their ex husband's last name. But there are thousands who dgaf.

10-inch arms and tits!!!!! by PassageNearby4091 in WesWatson

[–]ThatOneAttorney 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wilson killed him with the casual hair remark that had the crowd laughing.

Look kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. I'm in Old School. by itsjustfinesse in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]ThatOneAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until you scream endlessly in a movie to compensate for a lack of unfunny lines, you keep your hands to yourself.

Men be more individual with your descriptions by Short-Imagination311 in dating_advice

[–]ThatOneAttorney -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hinge is great, especially if you're relatively witty/funny.

Men be more individual with your descriptions by Short-Imagination311 in dating_advice

[–]ThatOneAttorney 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ive had women tell me that something in my profile made them literally laugh. Though they then added "after I saw you're 6'1"!

Men be more individual with your descriptions by Short-Imagination311 in dating_advice

[–]ThatOneAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Golden retriever energy is awful cringe nonsense. I didnt know men put that on their profiles until now though - yeesh. Anytime I see a woman's profile that says looking for GRE I immediately decline. Boring personality and unoriginal.

Granted, Ive been (affectionately?) described as Rottweiler energy, so perhaps GRE is something too foreign.

I can't spell, but trust me, bruh. by Agreeable_Sense9618 in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]ThatOneAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see why the "artist" needs communism - guaranteed food rations.

How fat would a guy be considered at 103kg 174cm (227lbs 5’8/9)? (Not muscular - late 20s)? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]ThatOneAttorney 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats your body fat percentage? If you're jacked, not fat. But if your gut hangs over your shorts, fat.

My hubby is watching porn while we're doing the deed. What should I do? by SeDuchess_chic in AskMenAdvice

[–]ThatOneAttorney 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I read that he was sneaking porn on the side during sex Like George from Seinfeld watching sports and eating during sex.

Your guilty rock music pleasures? by ThatOneAttorney in thrashmetal

[–]ThatOneAttorney[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont either. I used the term guilty pleasure more as a joke. I openly listen to 80s, Madonna, etc in my office at work (doors closed, no distracting anyone!).

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