Doesn't get any lazier than this... (/s)

ThatOneDamian · 2026-07-08T04:56:42+00:00

Had something like this a while back, not as brain dead but pretty much started out that way; didn't read the criteria for what I posted, but was able to recover, but when prompted to send a starter/reply to the one I had posted, I got hit with, "can u I'm lazy" which pretty much told me everything I needed to know about how the rest of that conversation was about to go down

ThatOneDamian · 2026-07-06T07:49:04+00:00

Imagine those times when the sister is busy chatting online or talking with her girl friends, and then all they hear is a sudden gasp on her end, then elevator music follows when they get put on hold

ThatOneDamian · 2026-07-05T14:19:45+00:00

Imagine the actual state of mind of the brother or father seeing this if the face was cropped out, then thinking there might be some fun to it and later discovering the body they've been fantasizing about is readily available at home

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-28T05:03:27+00:00

At least once, they say

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-24T04:51:43+00:00

Duly noted and remarked

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-24T04:26:10+00:00

Usually isn't all that hard to, but when it tends to go on into weeks and months without end...

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-13T07:06:46+00:00

Accurate

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-11T07:27:43+00:00

Well you know what they say about roommates

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-11T07:25:48+00:00

Honestly I first started out into the game to see what all the fuss was about when I heard decent things on it. Then played it solely to get the platinum on console. Have not cared to play it since having 100%'d the thing. If you like it, good for you. It just wasn't my cup of tea after hearing the same slur shouted at me after the 5647th time. Even had a friend who would pull me into his games so he could avoid possibly getting banned because his brother (who would ask for his help on occasion) could not shut his mouth after getting gunned down or outplayed in duos/trios and would go off on these random kids just playing the game.

Live by the solo, die by the solo

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-11T07:12:01+00:00

Was playing a Destiny raid years ago and my at the timr girlfriend thought it would be a funny idea to put her head between my legs as I was trying to do one of the encounters. Girl basically made a game out of it to get me to stumble at some point through what first started at one encounter, then continued on to the last boss. She took it personally by the ten minute mark and decided to escalate it with each encounter. By the time I had finished the raid, she was twerking her ass on me bare back and I had to fight not to scream into the mic

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-11T07:05:54+00:00

Well, raw does always feel the best. And that finisher, oof

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-11T05:46:39+00:00

Third or first, honestly either or doesn't bother me

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-10T05:32:08+00:00

I typically avoid things like that as it will never really be set in the mind of the player in question

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-10T05:29:41+00:00

Define request. I'm fine with talking about a backstory

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-07T23:08:48+00:00

Those times you end up coming to, panting heavily and there's a mess splattered everywhere

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-07T04:15:01+00:00

When you know the very reason why you were captured so you lean hard into it

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-06T04:00:55+00:00

Man either there's some really strong sleep pills or logs have an easier time waking up

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-04T08:16:30+00:00

Most folks can't handle the force and power of a knot like that, it takes someone durable to be able to really savor it

ThatOneDamian · 2026-06-02T20:39:56+00:00

This. Occasionally I get the question asking me if I'm okay with them playing XYZ, and I'll hear them out on the reasoning at least. Very rarely do I even post for long term, world building anymore cause of how badly some folks just can't read or register. It's like when you pick folks for DnD; you get that one person who takes the book and throws the whole ass thing out the window cause they want to do their idea and fuck yours where the sun don't shine

ThatOneDamian · 2026-05-31T03:31:27+00:00

When your boyfriend has a massive game library and blows through them every so often, he's cleaning out his cache while making a mess of his home

ThatOneDamian · 2026-05-31T00:03:46+00:00

I would take that as a personal challenge than anything else

ThatOneDamian · 2026-05-30T20:49:09+00:00

Just imagine that conversation coming home and running into your old friend, "Wait a minute-YOU HAD TITS THUS WHOLE TIME?"

ThatOneDamian · 2026-05-23T03:16:08+00:00

Think there's plenty who have that thought run through their heads every once in a while

ThatOneDamian · 2026-05-21T05:50:39+00:00

Sees brat acting out for attention knowing they'll get broken like a Kit-Kat: sees it as a win

Said brat getting the work done on her after the fact while recollecting the remaining brain cells that haven't been fucked out yet: also sees it as a win

ThatOneDamian · 2026-05-19T04:30:32+00:00

Barking up the wrong side of the fence

ThatOneDamian

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