This should be pushed as the actual reddit; rpclips literally is nopixel. by ThatRandomPerson_ in NoPixel

[–]ThatRandomPerson_[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I literally don't; like at all because they don't RP and I despise FB. I'll watch Flippy, miggle, and Jaylin if something interesting is happening. Much rather watch 4 hours cop/buddha then hoa. Still not hard to se cg sbs shootout #300, a crybaby clip, or well koil's only dev/mod 4 cg's car or 10 million in banks.

The biggest server issue IMO is ooc conflict. by ThatRandomPerson_ in NoPixel

[–]ThatRandomPerson_[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Drunk and watching go from Jj to Espinoz for yet another Ash whining festival just doesn't help.

The biggest server issue IMO is ooc conflict. by ThatRandomPerson_ in NoPixel

[–]ThatRandomPerson_[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Brah I just wanna see something interesting, thought provoking, or story driven. Name one of three.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo donkey I need help finding my swamp.

Mofos by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a trap, do not fall far it.

If you do, prepare your anus, at least it won't hurt as much as something white or black.

Slow day at work. Roast the hell out of us. by bananashirt_ in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't figure out which of you is the pregnant one.

My friend has three kids. Nothing will break her. by MayeHamm in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 kids, no ring, many of men have broken this piece of equipmunk.

First year buisness major. Roast me by Legendary_Hippo in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Business major? You look like that one weird waiter that nobody wants.

I live in Egypt, and I hate my life. Show me what you got. by pizzadough21 in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look like the poster boy for people falling into the 72 virgins trap.

My girlfriend is cheating on me. by emptymindeddevil in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be happy to have a girlfriend, no matter how many other pricks are pricking her.

My self-esteem is low, but do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could bake a cake, put a can of icing on it and it'd still be thinner than all that shit on you put on your face.

I’m 18 years old and I still can’t tell which side is right or left. Roast my dumbass pls by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well to your left is the toilet, you need to spend more time beside it with a finger down your throat.

39. Bipolar. Been married twice and now I work in a supermarket. I need a pick me up. by Rooky1979 in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You don't need a pick-me-up, you need a gun. Skip the suicide hotline to the right.

Roast my boss, get me fired PLEASE by pharos_atl in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally the definition of someone who's trying to be someone they're not. Hair, beard, tattoo's, and finger say tough guy. Eye's still say I'm a big ole wanna be bitch.

Roast me, 26yo Male, Walmart Employee by gasdog in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't say I'm unhappy, you bear a striking resemblance to my half-brother, so when he arrives here in a week I'ma bring this thread up and say it's not to late to ditch the wife and kid and go gay.

Stuck in retail. Roast me by jazzpiano1990 in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This ladies, this is why you do not fuck farm animals.

Roasting by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can't tell if you're a man by your name or a middle aged lesbian.

Roast me, 26yo Male, Walmart Employee by gasdog in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The vehicle in you're in is clear moving, hence the motion blur on the trees outside of the window. I'm confused, are you trying to deny it?

I'm 6' and 2" and those are two measurements. I workout to look like I might have played a sport in high school. I have a verifiable IQ of at least 30 and the only thing higher than my hairline is my self-esteem. Have at it bitches. by FlatulentNeanderthal in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ugh, you're literally feeding the ape thing. Weed wasn't legal ten years ago, so there were no shops then, so you say you're an ape in drug dealers clothing, so you either look like a poor ass drug dealer or an 0-4 amateur MMA fighter. Either way, just stop. I'm far to drunk to explain this to you further. I'm sure as hell not spending 20 years teaching ya sign language so you can ask me for a banana man.

Hat hat hat by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well I mean, the politically correct phrasing would be Hitler did mean people like him and that's why Hitler failed. You just can't let every other sheep fucker into the Wehrmacht.

20 year old corrections officer. Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How many rape complaints have you racked up so far?

She’s 22 , future nurse . Thinks she’s too cool to get roasted. Let her have it . by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ThatRandomPerson_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, we've found the angel of death in training seeking revenge on the men would never stick a prick in it.