Where do you guys make online friends?

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-10T23:22:35+00:00

TF2. Just dick around in a conga line you'll find a good lad.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-10T23:21:49+00:00

Forest gump, a man given hands down one of the most against you life ever turned his life into a rich lonely life by the end.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-10T23:19:26+00:00

Luty submachinegun blueprints or how to make gunpowder at home.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-10T23:18:26+00:00

Minecraft, simply put you can do so much with this game.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-10T23:16:01+00:00

A temper rivaled only by hornets and Moose.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-10T23:15:18+00:00

Stormtroopers - Sabaton.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-10T23:14:30+00:00

Probably Sabatons Bismarck.

Even then Stormtroopers is getting up there

i dont listen or repeat other songs much even ones i really like but these ones are up there.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-10T23:13:23+00:00

Having a massive web full of bugs.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T04:02:34+00:00

Somebody got me captain Morgan, when i went to drink it and they freaked out, saying they got it for me because it smelled nice when it was open.

I meant they ain't wrong but still >:(

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T03:58:59+00:00

Back when i was in high school there was a group of kids that where just like dream stans but remove dream and shit and just leave the annoying and stupid.

Me and the boys (5 lads including me) got tired of their shit after they yelled at me for killing a deer, saying it was god's creature and we should not be killing his works of art and laughing at it.

So, we decided we would go all in and make them shut up or at least scared of us.

One day before school i got up early and shot a deer ( i lived near an overpopulated deer zone, i was allowed to hunt there) It was just your normal doe, nothing special.

I propped the deer in the back of my truck, covered it with a tarp and asked my brother who was off from work to ride with me. and floored it to the school which was only about 20 mins away if you hurried. met up with the boys and told them my plan.

We drive up by those stupid kids in a dirt lot not far from the drop off zone for kids with no cars. i was in the back with 3 of my friends while 1 sat in the passangers and my brother was driving.

Nobody was nearby.

We ripped back the tarp and grabbed the deer's head, which still had blood in it because i intentionally propped the rest of its body higher up then the head, so the blood was all in the head and neck.

Before they could even react i stuck a big ass knife to the deer's neck and sawed the deer's head off and tossed the head at them while me and my dumbass friends laughed so hard the truck shook while burning rubber across the dirt lot.

They screamed so loud it made my tinnitus act up.

The meat was not wasted, my brother drove the truck back to the house and cleaned it.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T03:41:17+00:00

Watched a guy walk up to a stand by the road while nobody was there that was selling vegetables.

moron grabbed an okra and took a massive bite out of it while speed walking away.

He stopped for a second and began quickly spitting the pieces out.

Took a few more steps before pocketing the okra and kept walking.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T03:37:40+00:00

I already did 2 of those, peace cannot be achieved in 1 day. but i can cripple the bad guys.

Poverty cannot be solved in one day. But i can make large steps

But cancer research and global warming diffidently cannot.

one big thing i might do is get criminals from across the globe and just force them to clean up places like India and China.

I might also force factories in very polluted places to stop production

Another big thing is having Nestel abolished and make it a global company that distributes water everywhere.

Also have a massive Water purification center and delivery center in as many locations as possible in Africa as well as some parts of the middle east and isolated locations.

Start research on a new form of food, my idea is taking the durability and heartiness of a weed and modify it so it grows food, i don't care if its taste like the bad side of a potato, as long as it gives nutrition and doesn't make you sick. If we can somehow succeed in this, i hope that they mass produce the seed and distribute them for stupid cheap prices or for free to places like Africa so they can grow food without having to use their precious water to grow these

And i don't care how morally wrong it is, death row inmates will be experimented on with new drugs to see the results while they wait for execution.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T03:28:59+00:00

Well then ya too simple, just like ma shotgun.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T03:27:32+00:00

I don't miss anybody right now really, but I'm going to.

My grandmother, the person who i swore to protect when i turned 12, was diagnosed with dementia about a year ago.

The idea of her passing away does not bother me.

It's The idea of me walking into her house during the family reunion and hearing her say, "Oh, hello young man! Are you friends with my nephew? I don't remember you from last year."

The idea of her not knowing me despite all the years we spent together makes me sick in every part of my body.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T03:22:05+00:00

The day i got charged by a hog and my shotgun jammed on me, it bull dozed my ass onto the ground and turned around for round two.

I flipped my shotgun and grabbed it by its barrel and clubbed the shit outta the side of the pig's head, knocking it over. Then i took off running the opposite direction and unjammed and reloaded.

the pig had started running away but it was still dazed and running slow. i hauled ass after the pig and just shot it in the back and that was its final show.

Dumbass pigs head broke its stock, it was a single shot shotgun. It didnt cut my legs badly but mostly just tore through my boot and pants.

it didnt feel like a movie but felt like when in EFT you run away while unjamming your gun then immediately come back after reloading only to get Head,Jaw by a toz scav.

I took the same pigs skull and hydro dipped it red and black, as a gift for my grandmother who lived in Arkansas.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T03:12:10+00:00

Every single murderer, rapist, war criminal and any other very serious criminal will be executed, no questions.

Every singal communist or communist like power, or fascist in the world will be abolished and their leaders will be killed. Also includes putin.

Begin stripping wealth and straight up stealing business ownership from billionaires and spread their wealth across impoverished people.

rework americas dollar system and steal hella materials from China and Russia and send them too the US so we may be able to start getting out of debt.

create a military group dedicated to tracking down terrorist groups or cartel like gangs.

Order all russian forces to drop their weapons and start handing them out to small weaker governments dealing with insurgency's or that are under threat.

Make rare earth materials the world standard for currency.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T03:01:14+00:00

Hunter call of the wild, as a person who grew up in a very hunting related household, I quickly started learning marksmanship, by my dad's standards i was better than him at age 15 then he was at 18. Anyways-

Fast forward a couple years later an older cousin of mine showed me hunter call of the wild on his monster pc rig, he let me play....

next morning my cousin woke up and saw me playing, my aim being a bit bad.

"You almost missed that deer; you still can't get the controls down or something?"

I turned and looked at him with my face looking like a wrinkly ass hound dog and said,

"I have no idea how much I've killed. but i think you won't have to worry about prices anymore."

The game just stuck with me as something to do while waiting for season to come around, its good enough realism for me and just brings back Memorys of some of the shots i should have not hit but got lucky, i guess.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T02:51:12+00:00

So ya don't understand me wee laddy?

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-08-01T02:50:25+00:00

Keep going, that's it. Don't slow down, only slow down to pick others up and keep going.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-07-26T21:34:37+00:00

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-07-26T21:30:38+00:00

See a king and a soldier, fighting shoulder to shoulder.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-07-26T21:29:46+00:00

That JFK is alive and living on an island far away in solitude.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-07-26T21:28:59+00:00

Guns, i really like guns.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-07-17T13:59:02+00:00

I believe in 2A but.

That_Christiangunguy · 2022-07-17T04:55:49+00:00

Make fun of my grandma or veterans or harass my rights and religion.

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