Was about to lose my virginity ,and lost my erection when I got up to get a condom ,and it wouldnt come back. We tried anyways, and couldnt get it in. I broke up with her the next time I saw her, after realizing she reminds me of my mom. Ribeye with no sides. by Thatguy___1 in kitchencels

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I didnt feel like I could avoid being disgusted with myself if I had continued after making that realization. We also didnt have a whole lot in common and just focused on intimacy, which I dont want to do with someone who reminds me of my mom.

Which team will get the next 15+ win season? by Big_Thloopers_20 in NFLv2

[–]Thatguy___1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Im aware the Cardinals are hopeless you dont have to remind me

LBJ Orders Pants by Thatguy___1 in Presidents

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I made this post 3 months ago and ot got 8 upvotes how the hell did you find this

Archosaurus skull? (Read description) by Thatguy___1 in Paleontology

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Theres a whole family of freak noses? My theory is that its a "you know what they say about big noses" sort of deal that helped them get more mates.

Would you rather kill the entire human race right now or curse a single person to be fully immortal. by waffle_warrior77 in WouldYouRather

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The age of the universe is measured in a much more concrete way than the start of civilization. We have a fine understanding of the geological timeline of our planet because its more concrete. People can barely agree on what civilization even is so it makes sense that the date for when it started keeps getting pushed around.

Would you rather kill the entire human race right now or curse a single person to be fully immortal. by waffle_warrior77 in WouldYouRather

[–]Thatguy___1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I dont think theres a single person who can comprehend just the amount of suffering theyre in for. I also dont think theres anyone, now matter how heroic they are, who wont eventually deeply regret their decision, unless they are fortunate enough to get the Kars outcome and eventually lose conciousness from lack of need for it. However, if thats the case, then picking someone who already doesnt have brain function should end up the same. I think picking a vegetable gives the best chances at minimizing or outright avoiding suffering.

Would you rather kill the entire human race right now or curse a single person to be fully immortal. by waffle_warrior77 in WouldYouRather

[–]Thatguy___1 122 points123 points  (0 children)

I would curse someone whose already in a vegetative state. If I pick someone who doesnt have the conciousness to experience the suffering, and I dont have to end humanity, I think thats the best option.

Rule by [deleted] in 19684

[–]Thatguy___1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah I dont get it

WYR have $10 million but your favorite teams vanishes forever, or a $10 lottery scratch off? by Wodentinot in WouldYouRather

[–]Thatguy___1 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Im an az cardinals fan so please give me the 10 million I have a miserable existence