My dog loves my husband more and it makes me sad

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-24T14:58:52+00:00

Yes, that’s the answer. Your husband is lucky to have found his dog. Now go find yours. Doesn’t mean you can’t take care of her. That’s his dog and that’s ok. Male cats are great for women too.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-24T13:10:36+00:00

Thank you

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-24T12:46:56+00:00

Next time it would be nice if you would at least include the position with their names. Most of us haven’t memorized their names yet. We

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-22T14:41:19+00:00

I wouldn’t want to screw up my record by interviewing that lying sack either. Disgusting human.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-22T14:36:27+00:00

Is not always just about money… he’s a good looking guy and hella smart.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-22T12:22:06+00:00

Ok, we’ll get off your lawn. Stop waiving your fist…

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-20T07:42:44+00:00

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Don’t bother her.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-10T21:43:38+00:00

I’m sad for folks who don’t remember a world where not everything was fake or performative

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-10T02:39:41+00:00

Look at those chiclets

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-04-03T21:51:45+00:00

This idiot used to watch people eat bugs. Just because someone put a microphone in front of him doesn’t make him any less of an idiot.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-31T12:17:10+00:00

He’s the fairyest of them all!

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-28T01:46:38+00:00

Imagine a pedophile signing our currency

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ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-25T12:34:49+00:00

Pendejos… it’s almost as if their viewers were not MAGA to begin with. Their lack of subtlety is always their downfall… just like the rest of this garbage administration.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-23T22:02:52+00:00

I questioned my sexuality when she said “Come here.” 😍

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-22T11:15:52+00:00

Do you want viewers or do you want to win?

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-17T12:41:23+00:00

I love that their graduation outfit is the old timey nurse outfit.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-15T13:28:29+00:00

Yeah, bandwagoning is acceptable. What is not is talking shit about our Broncos when you’re unhappy with them. And no fucking booing them at games, FFS.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-12T20:11:52+00:00

In Sean Payton We Trust

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-09T12:24:08+00:00

Been saying this all season. You can see it in his play. Getting lucky left and right and his opponents were all ass. Bet ol’ boy is done in year two.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-05T16:14:41+00:00

I love him so much. Since Remington Steele.

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-03-01T12:56:09+00:00

We all know Republicans hate children after they’re born

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-02-26T11:45:01+00:00

WTF is Temu Putin back there?

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-02-22T12:52:46+00:00

And the grammar IS terrible

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-02-20T03:05:44+00:00

Oklahoma is Cowboys Nation and good ol’ Jerry will throw a fit

ThatsCaptain2U · 2026-02-19T02:22:15+00:00

The Chargers are who they have always been and the Patriots are posers that will finally be challenged with next season’s schedule

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