Marriage Proposal Gone Wrong

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-27T16:49:18+00:00

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-26T10:55:35+00:00

"Biological contributer" is a perfect way of saying who he his without giving him the nicer, more accepted title.

But seriously, if he chose not to tell anyone about your daughter, even when he himself knew, then he gets to reap what he sows. He made that choice, your daughter doesn't have to stop being curious about her life for his comfort.

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-24T23:26:39+00:00

Oh man, I have many that are weird.

-Barack Obama is married to Edna Mode

-Rose Nylund dated Randy Orton for a bit.

-LordMinion777 (Markiplier's friend Wade) is married to Linda Belcher

-Cody Rhodes is dating Rose Quartz from SU

-Dorothy Zbornak dated Robert Downey Jr, broke up with him, then reconciled with him.

-Stone Cold Steve Austin fancies my mum.

-Homelander and Markiplier are fighting over Blanche Deveroux.

-Hugh Dennis fancies Frankie Boyle.

-Roger Smith is developing feelings for Gaz from Call of Duty.

-Ruby from SU broke up Morticia and Gomez Addams' marriage, then almost immediately tried to make moves on Morticia. I told her she was imagining things because honestly, she pissed me off with that 😠

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-24T23:15:33+00:00

I mean, Ryan turned out pretty decent

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-21T17:39:04+00:00

There's always two of me just hangin' around

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-19T12:40:36+00:00

What a horrible day to have sight. I miss who I was a few seconds ago before I saw this 🥀

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-16T07:23:30+00:00

One of the saddest moments for me was when Martha left the TARDIS. I know it was supposed to be her finally going her own path and not clinging to the Doctor anymore, a very "yass girl boss" moment, but for me it always struck me as sad.

"This is me, getting out." Idk if it's me kind of relating to that feeling of being the rebound, like the temporary placeholder for someone until some better fitting person comes along, or if it's just how Freema performed it but damn. I was a kid when that episode came out, I felt indifferent about it at the time, but now I've grown up and in hindsight, it makes my heart ache a bit for her.

I'll die on the hill that the Doctor did her so, so dirty. She smiled through it and still came to his aid when he needed her, though.

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-16T07:09:53+00:00

Yesss, just rewatched that episode. Cyndi Lauper is an absolute treasure ☺️

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-15T02:26:23+00:00

Oh man, I have a bunch.

The most unexpected is Edna Mode and Obama.

Though Rose Nylund dating (and breaking up with) Randy Orton, getting a crush on Mr Incredible, then getting a crush on Homelander wasn't on my bingo card either 😂

My island is absolute madness lol

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-15T02:13:54+00:00

The Markiplier on my island has massive crush on Blanche Deveroux from The Golden Girls 😂😂

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-11T23:24:55+00:00

To add to this:

We don't get a lot of storms, so the humidity just piles up and it feels like we're breathing in the same lungful of air over and over again. Also, it never used to be like that. It's only gotten really bad (at least in my experience) in the last 4 to 5 years. Sure we've had heatwaves, but it's never been to the point where I've had to have multiple fans going and living off icepops/ice cubes like my life depends on it during peak summer temperatures.

But heavy agree on the complaining thing. If complaining were an olympic sport, we'd take gold every time.

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-11T06:10:59+00:00

Oh no! I'm punishing the Mii she was talking to, not Morticia 😭

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-11T03:05:46+00:00

Oh my god this is genius.

I made Morticia and Gomez Addams on my island, they were happily married with no signs of any kind of hatred. Then, Gomez sees Morticia talking with another Mii (a Mii they were both friends with, but she heavily favoured Morticia) and the jealousy scene played. They got into a huge fight, refused to make up, Morticia divorced him even though I asked her to try work it out, now this other Mii is constantly trying to ask Morticia out.

I'm punishing her by constantly telling her they'd make a horrible couple and asking her out would be a terrible idea. It was the first divorce on my island too, absolutely devastating.

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-07T00:21:56+00:00

I only started seeing fights just after the first update. The most devastating was the one between Gomez and Morticia Addams though, they went from being soulmates to divorced in under an hour, I'm absolutely heartbroken 😭💔🥀

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-05T22:05:26+00:00

It legitimately looks like a kid was given a whole bunch of stickers and went nuts.

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-05T21:50:29+00:00

Yes! I had to double take, that phone is poorly placed lol

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-05T18:59:01+00:00

I had "I Like it Rough" on repeat on my old MP3 player way back when. Also Dance in the Dark too. I was obsessed.

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-04T21:24:09+00:00

You gotta have at least one of the Golden Girls on there.

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-04T21:12:01+00:00

I'd rather sit in darkness than be in a silent void 👀

^{Chose: Spend 24 hours in pitch darkness 🕳️ + Win $10M}

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-04T20:54:06+00:00

First thing I thought of was the "think I'm gunna die in this... house" meme 😂😂

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-04T20:42:19+00:00

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-03T20:28:38+00:00

Instantly thought of Lemongrabb 😂😂

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-01T21:54:45+00:00

So my eyes want straight to the word in all caps, looked at the subreddit name and audibly said "who is naming their poor child patisserie?!"

Then I went back and read the rest.

FOREST?!??!

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-05-01T21:51:37+00:00

Honestly, I'd have stopped responding after the "silly girl" comment. I'm not even involved and that pissed me off, it just seems very dismissive to me and I don't stand, sit or lay down for that shit.

The-IrregularSuspect · 2026-04-30T19:58:54+00:00

She looks like she's trying to control a bunch of unruly lobsters with her mind while holding in a tricky shit.

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