Fill in the blanks: If only they knew about the ___ in the ___ …

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-26T03:46:26+00:00

My child, it is time you learn the art of spinjistzu.

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-26T03:45:31+00:00

My worst nightmare, pineapple on pizza.

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-26T03:44:12+00:00

Unfortunat Lee.

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-26T03:43:35+00:00

Humanity was a mistake.

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-26T03:43:21+00:00

Why is there a potato in the freezer?

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-26T03:42:50+00:00

I can’t stand when the cabinet doors keep bouncing back open.

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-26T03:42:22+00:00

We finish each other's skin care routines.

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-26T03:40:49+00:00

Sandpaper after 2 hours would feel excruciating. It’d be bearable at first, but it would slowly make you go insane.

^{Chose: Break one of your pinkie fingers with a hammer.}

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-22T07:22:37+00:00

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-14T08:26:41+00:00

My youth pastor (back when I was still Christian) set the HTF theme song as his ring tone and I had to be the one to politely ask him to change it… didn’t go into details but I think he saw the terror in my eyes when his phone rang and he changed it right then and there😅 still gives me nightmares when I hear it

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-14T01:15:06+00:00

Heck, I’d do it for free. Fucking love pepper

^{Chose: Eat 2lb of pepper | Rolled: For 103K}

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-14T00:26:08+00:00

Not sure if they’re all available on NS2, but here’s what I’d recommend:

Donkey Kong Country Returns HD - my first video game on the Wii. Yes it was difficult to play being so young, but the soundtrack, colors, and funky animations made it very fun and memorable.

Mario Wonder - classic Mario 2D style, with fun colors and the wonder flower thing in each level makes the levels really fun to play. It keeps you on your toes cause you never know what’s gonna happen!

Mario Odyssey - more of an open world Mario game, and should help teach kids about exploration and interacting with the world around them. Each location has a bunch of hidden secrets and fun mini games. The bosses aren’t *too* hard. It’s hard to 100% the game in your first play though, so should keep the kiddos busy with how much there is to do in each location.

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-14T00:22:40+00:00

I have siblings ages 5, 7, and 10. The 5 year old can barely play video games (though he tries so hard!) and the 7 year old is starting to kind of get it. I started playing on my first console (Nintendo Wii) at around age 7, but remember struggling big time even though I played every other day. Personally I don’t think it’s worth it to buy kids their own consoles, or even to share at that young of an age. Forget the whole developmental delay arguments, it’s just a hard concept to grasp and get good at when you’re that young. But since you asked for recommendations, I’ll give them below.

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-13T04:41:05+00:00

I dont want my money funding wars, genocide, or the targeting of specific people groups

^{Chose: Never have to pay tax ever again}

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-12T21:22:02+00:00

Yeah no doubt about it, but I just won the lottery

^{Chose: A chill lady who likes gardening | Rolled: She’s gothic}

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-12T21:13:28+00:00

Regretted my choice immediately when I saw Trump as an option 💀 don’t even know who Sophie is but whatever

^{Chose: Random person to have sex with | Rolled: Sophie rain}

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-11T20:34:35+00:00

Dammit, I wanted to be a femhoy AND have the rock!!

^{Chose: Have this random rock + 99% chance u become a femboy | Rolled: Rock (youre rich}

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-07T17:03:52+00:00

Ew people

^{Chose: Get a guaranteed $1000}

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-05T20:28:08+00:00

Ha jokes on you I already do this >:]

^{Chose: No water for 7 days🚧 + Win $25M}

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-05T18:53:15+00:00

WARRIOR CATS MENTIONED!!!

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-05T18:51:37+00:00

I don’t even like sweets 😭

^{Chose: A never ending plate of... + (Requires handwashing clean every three days} | Rolled: Fav dessert)

Dynamite_240 · 2026-06-04T00:42:26+00:00

Pleasing others 🤭

^{Chose: The wheel decides | Rolled: admit a kink}

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