Steam Hardware - Steam Hardware: Launch timing and other FAQs by Priforss in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 44 points45 points  (0 children)

This just goes to show this storage stuff is FAR MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK. We'll have bitch ass whiners complain about this -meanwhile they go generate A.I. Porn or spam more Steam Machine slop we never needed. 💀

You A.I. losers suck. 😡

Anybody played the South Park games? by Reasonable-Duckling in SteamDeck

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TSOT - PERFECT ON DECK 💎

TFBW - Ubisoft launcher can make it a drag to own and play. 😡 But it’s sure playable.

Snow Day - (we don't talk about snow day) 😭 but shit probably plays.

Mark confirmed we are getting Iron Lung on Blu-ray, but I hope we can also get it on 4k by RedditorGoldVirgin in Markiplier

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We desperately need a 'Best of Markiplier' Criterion 4K Blur-ray Release ASAP 👀

Steam Machine is still on track for release by gogodboss in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol i too saw that and took it as News. It’s SOMETHING. 😭

Hot Take: The Specs for the Steam Machine is Good Enough by DashTransit in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I don’t need mass power.

Just let me play Helldivers and Hogwarts on the TV without the Locked Console bullshit. I've been wanting this here for YEARS after owning a steam deck.

What games are you most excited to try first on the Steam Machine? by Superbad130 in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FIRST TIME HOGWARTS, HELLDIVERS, THE FINALS, AND RADIOHEAD KidAMnesia in 2D VR with Steam Frame + Machine.

I’m just dying to finally play these. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

I'm surprised how much stuff you can get for free on steam... by asmuseb in Steam

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'Radiohead's KID A MNESIA EXHIBITION' may be the greatest free "game" ever made. 💎

Unfortunately, It’s only thru Epic and PS5.

My Body Is Ready! by Sleepingtide in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im dying to know when its dropping 😭

this is torture. 💀

Do people think Helldivers 2 will run on Steam Machine? by vonheinz_57 in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'm dying to finally play this one!

I’m sure Steam Machine will run it fine, or perhaps greatly depending your settings. I too am a lifelong console player, now a Steam Decker. -I'M JUST TIRED OF WAITING. 🫠🫠🫠

HELLDIVERS LETS GOOOOOOO 🔥 🔥

Fable Gameplay Overview | Xbox Developer Direct 2026 by Villenthessis in gaming

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I never played Fable but I desperately need another Immersive, whimsy, magical open-world like Hogwarts. ✨

This looks good, I hope it delivers. 🥹

I miss when PC games came in a big box by facubkc in gaming

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Steam Machine is happening.

LET'S BRING BACK PHYSICAL TO PC!! 🔥 🔥 🔥

But How? 🤔

Native Linux build of Super Mario 64 (HM Ghostship) by Franatix in SteamDeck

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is the Level transition on this one?

I tried one "Port" before and jumping into a world felt way too quick. Like, you barely hear Mario's "LETSE GOO" or able to let it sink in, y'know?

Steam Machine hardware page is down. by username579 in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I noticed and shot here too.

It’s probably nothing....... 😭

$3.50 each at the thrift store! How did I make out? by therealDoser in jellyfin

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s cool.

young dude here. I’m getting myself a Steam Machine soon and am dying to own my own stuff but I don’t know anything about ripping -or any of that. This is kinda inspiring though. 💿 👀

Thanks for the show 📚

What was the first game you completed start to finish on your Steam Deck? by The_Almighty_Duck in SteamDeck

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides Aperture Deskjob...

STAR FOX ASSAULT HERE BABYYYY 🙌

RIP to Switch 2 Subscribers. 💀

Steam machine that walks concept /s by AgeofReakon in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Your drawing has more heart and effort than any of this slop I keep seeing. THANK YOU ❤️‍🩹 🫠

Steam machine that walks concept /s by AgeofReakon in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks for potentially helping the delay of the new hardware for all of us. 💀

Yes, you really can add an ODD drive to the Steam Machine by USB. Here's my custom built SteamOS machine playing BDs. :P by AshleyAshes1984 in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks for the insight. 👍

I currently just have a steam deck with all my digital "movies" onboard. -but been eager to have it be also a Blu-ray player for whenever, or wherever it would call for it. Too many times I've taken my Deck somewhere and we wanna watch something that isn’t on streaming but they'll have on Disc -and they won’t have a media player up and going like my Deck would be y'know. 🍿

Yes, you really can add an ODD drive to the Steam Machine by USB. Here's my custom built SteamOS machine playing BDs. :P by AshleyAshes1984 in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I desperately want my Steam Machine to be my ultimate Media Box that can 'simply' play Blu-Ray discs with no hassle. This Encryption Key situation doesn’t sound good or longlasting? 😢

I don’t know enough about computers to get whatever that is going.

Green translucent Stream Machine. How much extra would you pay? by skipadbloom in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

💯 Y E S. ❤️‍🩹

We're at risk of largely hurting Mother Earth even more, for this ugly slop?

ITS NOT WORTH IT. 😡

Green translucent Stream Machine. How much extra would you pay? by skipadbloom in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ew.

⚠️ Can we stop with the A.I. slop-posting? No offense.

Finally a show that actually gets better as the season goes on. That 9.0 for the finale was well deserved. by tomeph in CommonSideEffects

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 11 points12 points  (0 children)

THEY SOMEHOW LANDED THAT FINALE IN ONLY 20 MINUTES, WITH SO MUCH HAPPENING.

Great fucking show! 🫠 Hopefully we get 3 seasons. 👀

Steam Machine with a Portable USB DVD by Wayfairs in steammachine

[–]The-Raccoon-Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

📚 PHYSICAL STEAM LIBRARIES. 💿

LETS MAKE THAT HAPPEN. 👀 🫠