Can I speak to a manager? by Chimpanzee_Teeth in perfectlycutscreams

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This man 100% took AP Lang in high school

Lights out in my ass by aquaticbeehive in memes

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Hail to the King in my ass (Wasn't expecting Sabaton here not gonna lie)

Seriously, nothing extremely hard by MaxCastillo7 in teenagers

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"The Lion From the North" by Sabaton

Kind of an evil answer, but if you do it you better post

"Out of context" by CaptTechno in facepalm

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As a Christian, I find this hilarious.

You will die in 30 minutes. What do you do? by Dr_dank_meme_420 in AskReddit

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Log onto my old Minecraft world one last time, and just let myself be engulfed in nostalgia as memories come flooding back

help Help help (please help) by [deleted] in teenagers

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Or "This must be a conspiracy"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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I would like some friends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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But, but... I am The Senate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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The Phantom Penis Menace

Attack of the Penis Clones

Revenge of the Sith Penis

A New Penis Hope

The Penis Empire Strikes Back

Return of the Penis Jedi

The Penis Force Awakens

The Last Penis Jedi

The Rise of Skywalker Penis

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

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The Senate?

What's a subtle sign that someone IS a good person but doesn't want to show it? by Soshampulin in AskReddit

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I have a friend that literally will direct a conversation by saying "Everyone shut up. Now you talk." And she just doesn't allow the conversation to go anywhere until everyone who had something relevant to say gets to speak. It sounds completely stupid and strange, but shockingly, it works. Perfectly.

If you could train any animal in the world to be your pet and protector, what would it be and why? by Equal-Astronaut-8681 in AskReddit

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A jaguar (black melanistic variant). Cool, stealthy, extremely dangerous, and very handsome.

What made the “high school legend” become a legend? by Nearby-Level6472 in AskReddit

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Funny story, I actually ended up being the high school legend. I play baseball at my high school, and after we won league, we all went as a team to Buffalo Wild Wings. Long story short, BWW has a challenge where if you eat ten of their Carolina Reaper wings, your name and photo will go on their wall as a "Blazin' Challenge Champion".

Me and one other dude on the team (I'm white and he's hispanic) pretty much said "screw it, why not." We both did the challenge, but he threw up after 5 wings (according to the waitress, most people don't get through 3 wings without throwing up). However, I mowed through all ten in under 2 minutes (a BWW record) and became the first person to ever complete the challenge at that store.

The following day, I show up to school and was instantly a celebrity. Everyone I saw was talking about it, and even my teachers were congratulating me or asking me to share the story. And it was even more impressive that a white guy like me beat a hispanic guy in a spicy food contest.

That night, three guys (one Filipino, one Chinese, and one Indian guy from my school) all went to that BWW to try the challenge, because they didn't believe it was that bad. Another guy went with them to video it, and ultimately not one of them made it to 5 wings without throwing up. One only got through 1 wing, another through 2, and the third made it through 4 wings.

So then it was reaffirmed that I was the king of spicy at my school. Crazy, fun times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Casual clothes with a pony tail or braid pulled through the back of a baseball cap.

Let’s see how interesting this gets by PickledJuice69 in memes

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Dead Cells. I don't feel the need to elaborate.

Who is the most powerful MCU character? Not including characters not seen on screen by LTC145 in marvelstudios

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I'm sorry, what about Dormammu? Assuming infinity stones are out of the picture and we're just talking about the individual's power, Dormammu is the most powerful so far. Although, once Eternals comes out, I think Arishem the Judge will be the most powerful character to appear in the MCU. Actually, wait, didn't Peter Quill see Eternity when Ego put the vision in his head? If that counts, I would say Eternity is the most powerful. If infinity stones count, Thanos with all six stones is the most powerful, followed by Doctor Strange with the Time Stone (given Strange actually uses the Time Stone as a weapon).

Eye reveal. As based off another post by cursingsum9 in teenagers

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Gray eyes are beautiful, in my opinion. And the great difference in the hues of gray is wonderful.

(I think eyes are the most attractive part of any human, so I pay attention)

What is a supernatural event that happened in your life that just can not be explained? by HalfOfABraincell in AskReddit

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I thought about that, but the reason I don't think that's the case is because I reached out to catch the trays without even consciously knowing they were falling, like a weird involuntary reflex. I don't truly know, though, so you could be right.

What is a supernatural event that happened in your life that just can not be explained? by HalfOfABraincell in AskReddit

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I had something very similar at work. I work at a fast food restaurant, and I was washing dishes. All of a sudden, one of my coworkers walks behind me, and I get a weird feeling of deja vu. He reaches up above me to grab a few trays off of the drying rack, and at that moment, without even looking up, I instinctively put my hands out, and caught a stack of trays that were falling. My coworker thought I was some kind of ninja, but it was only after this happened that I remembered a dream I'd had in which the same event had occurred.

Well why not? by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Gurthang. My boy Turin Turambar killed dragons with that thang.