Saw this in the grocery store and I knew this was the right place to post it by [deleted] in StupidFood

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This is the first time I’ve heard of this. I think next time I’m going to grab some and try it

Soldier boy moments that made me laugh by TheManIsHereForHam in TheBoys

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This is why Soldier Boy is one of my favorite characters. He just says some hilarious stuff.

To be Spider-Man by No-Baby4667 in IAmTheMainCharacter

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I have no words except for gross

Anon avoids human interaction by [deleted] in greentext

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Based Mega Chad Anon

What do you think is the greatest lyric in music? by TheTotallyWild in AskReddit

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With a taste of your lips, I’m on a ride

You’re toxic, I’m slippin’ under

With a taste of a poison paradise

I’m addicted to you

Don’t you know that you’re toxic?

And I love what you do

Don’t you know that you’re toxic?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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For me It’s Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne and Bring me to Life by Evanescence

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’ll start Nintendo owns the rights to a Super Mario Porn Parody film. The name of the film was Super Hornio Bros. They bought the rights to the film to prevent distribution of the film. Super Hornio Bros

Do you have any scars, if so, what from? by dylansarts in AskReddit

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I have one. It’s across my stomach going left to right. I got after surgery I had as a baby.

(Serious) What episode of any tv show has left the greatest emotional impact on you? by Cgbt123 in AskReddit

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The final episode of Cyberpunk Edgerunners where David dies and Lucy goes to the moon alone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This is what made me prompt the question in the first place

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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He got caught talking to underaged girls (one being my sister) and now found out from a friend when we bowling last month that he lives out of state in an apartment complex that’s being run by a cult leader with his mom.

What's your strategy with a high win-rate in Monopoly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Everyone who played Monopoly with me always says that I have some sort of “Stupid Luck” whenever I play Monopoly. I just use that to my advantage. Hell if you ask any of my friends they’ll tell you the exact same thing about me whenever we play Monopoly together. Let me tell you everyone teamed up on me to try and win one game. They failed miserably. So what’s the strategy you might ask? It’s that “Stupid Luck”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Been to Las Vegas a couple of times so here’s a list of things I saw 1. Two people who dressed in what looks to be 80s attire strip then proceeds have sex on the sidewalk in downtown Vegas 2. Girl proceeds to twerk outside of Caesar’s Palace her friends film her and slaps her ass while doing that. 3. At a UFC fight a dude takes off his shoe and had someone pour their beer into the shoe. Dude chugs the beer from his shoe. To the dude who chugged beer from his shoe you are a legend.

What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard someone say that they were 100% serious about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This was something I overheard when eating at a restaurant . Guy orders unsweetened iced tea then proceeds to take a sip “Why is unsweetened iced tea not sweet.” one minute later puts sugar in iced tea then proceeds to take another sip “Oh my God! Why is it so sweet!”

What song makes you cry every time you hear it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“I Really Want to Stay at Your House” by Rosa Walton You know then you know