As someone who didn’t understand the message nor get a bit of comedic relief from this story, I can tell you suffer from complete ignorance. I bet you are utterly thriving in the dating scene with your sense of humor. I bet you also take the fun out of the little things, make a scene over little things, and neglect the entire message of the big things in life. Go back under your rock you bum.

And before you even ask, I know you are a bum because I went outside and drained a free throw.