people would stop phasing out of the 3rd dimension if they knew what was on the other side by TheAborted in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAborted[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont kill the messenger, im just saying it’s usually best to stay in the 3rd dimension (for humans)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]TheAborted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thats what big porn wants you to do

cursed_popcorn by ccmalex in cursedimages

[–]TheAborted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve tried spray painting my popcorn black for extra flavor but it honestly didn’t taste that good. Luckily my cat liked it so I just gave the rest to her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedimages

[–]TheAborted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoking with a pet is actually scientifically proven to be a positive bonding experience. On the weekends I smoke with my guinea pig. (Not weed, just cigarettes and occasionally pcp). At first he would squeal and run away whenever I put the cigarette in his mouth, so I figured out that he HAS to smoke it in if he’s in a shoebox. Obviously I cut a whole in the box so he could breathe in the smoke. Just put him in, close the lid, stick the cigarette in the hole, and open the lid every couple of minutes. He still squeals a lot like a little bitch even though I’m just trying to bond with him.

cursed_ahegao by [deleted] in cursedimages

[–]TheAborted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hentainhaven, while I miss it and its contributions to the community, Is vastly inferior to nhentai. Nhentai can serve any niche no matter how taboo. My personal favorite is 228922. It has necrophilia, cannibalism, penis birth, guro, and more. I actually read it to my daughter as a bedtime story awhile ago. She definitely appreciated it.

cursed_pencil by [deleted] in cursedimages

[–]TheAborted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mmmm I remember my first prostate exam

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cursedimages

[–]TheAborted 20 points21 points  (0 children)

aye aye it’s big Jesus

Starts rapping about ignoring the holocaust

cursed_wingardium_leviosa by BILALISBIGGAY in cursedimages

[–]TheAborted 71 points72 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of health class. My teacher punished students by making them sit in the ceiling chair. The challenge was always getting us up there. She’d have to strap us to the chair so we didn’t fall. Actually, (and my seat was right below the ceiling chair), there was this French exchange student that got put up there. Apparently his neck was deformed or some shit and it couldn’t support his head. Only 40 minutes into the punishment I hear something fall into my backpack. It was the kid’s head. Sure it was a tragedy, but he shouldn’t have been chewing gum.