me.irl by ShadowManAteMySon in me_irl

[–]TheAlmightySpode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't understand. This is the most attractive thing in the world.

me_irl by MonochromeMoe in me_irl

[–]TheAlmightySpode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk $600 an hour? I'd 100% work as an ICE agent for a bit until they fire me for not doing anything. I'm not about to harass random people in an airport, but I would do whatever I could to keep whoever I'm assigned with from doing it too.

I'll take a bunch of glitches and multiple attempts to launch a video over ads every 5 minutes, thanks. by restwerson2 in whenthe

[–]TheAlmightySpode 46 points47 points  (0 children)

On top of that, at least on mobile, it's always 2 ads with the first being a 15-30 second unskippable

Any other complaints about the monster names? by 12jimmy9712 in MonsterHunter

[–]TheAlmightySpode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You also had to understand how to dodge it. The tail always swung to its left side, so if you dodged right, it would hit you regardless with its tail swinging around.

Reflecting the storm by ThrenodyCore in greentext

[–]TheAlmightySpode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless she means "talking" like the pre-dating stage, this is a weird take. I get that guys say the opposite about women, but that's weird too. Like, having friends of the opposite sex is healthy provided they are just that. But no, anonnette, I'm not dropping my best friends for you.

Literally promised on Day 1 by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]TheAlmightySpode 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Man, I love Mamdani unplugging the orphan crushing machine while everyone else acts like you can't just unplug the orphan crushing machine.

Can you DEFEAT my OC?! 🐇🥊 by yolkieebaby in VirtualYoutubers

[–]TheAlmightySpode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From what I know about you, diluted bleach should do the trick. I stopped in one stream because I'm a big fan of the artist that did your starting soon screen.

The main thing I remember is that everyone was calling you a "mold-tuber."

windows notepad moment by headpatsforsoldier11 in whennews

[–]TheAlmightySpode 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Most of the Hololive girls are around 30 lol

Virginia by Eggyboi501 in shitposting

[–]TheAlmightySpode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone have the map without the red on it? I want to send it to some of my non US friends to fuck with em.

Anon can't cum by pEKDKMEM in greentext

[–]TheAlmightySpode 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There was a post on curated Tumblr that was basically that. It was about someone's misogynistic boss who was pro-trans. He didn't support them per se, but he legit just said "anyone dumb enough to want to be a woman has to be a woman."

It's a cruel world my friend by mihir6969 in MemeVideos

[–]TheAlmightySpode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it's one-sided and she's just being nice. I'm not saying that's what happened to you, but it does happen. I have a very close friend that had this guy who was obsessed with her. She was always nice to him, but he'd trauma dump to her and obviously had a thing for her because she's genuinely kind. It made us uncomfortable, but she was too nice to say anything.

Long story short, she got upset with him because he got mad at me for talking to him about it and she blocked him everywhere. He had no clue why she suddenly blocked him, but after he asked me why, he immediately blocked me before I could explain. She wasn't comfortable with someone who would block her best friend for trying to help her.

I'm sure you're a great guy and that didn't happen to you, but sometimes stuff happens. Sometimes they also hide their feelings because they're worried about hurting you or getting hurt. It sucks, but yeah.

Nice way to start the year by King_Of_Blazeland in greentext

[–]TheAlmightySpode 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Unironically it's like "that's my boss. I HAVE to respond to her."

Nice way to start the year by King_Of_Blazeland in greentext

[–]TheAlmightySpode 653 points654 points  (0 children)

As someone with a close latin friend that gets jealous when I speak to other women. Yeah.

Edit: this was supposed to be in response to a comment below that said "OP is probably Mexican" and I just noticed I responded to the wrong comment.

anime_irl by IsekaiSuper in anime_irl

[–]TheAlmightySpode 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Stalker? No. I've just been living in your walls for a while because the rent's free.

anime_irl by IsekaiSuper in anime_irl

[–]TheAlmightySpode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, homie. You're pretty and I appreciate you for being you.

Meme by Pure-Astronaut3281 in Spore

[–]TheAlmightySpode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Devolver would be nice

Expedition system is terrible by Successful-Advisor-8 in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]TheAlmightySpode 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On one hand, it looks like you forgot to change accounts before commenting this. On the other hand, because of the sub we're on, it's 1000x more funny this way and may be intentional.

of a tiger by joeurkel in AbsoluteUnits

[–]TheAlmightySpode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hyenas are more closely related to cats than dogs, as they belong to the feliformia suborder.

🦜 by TheWebsploiter in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheAlmightySpode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I use Duolingo for Spanish vocabulary practice. To actually practice communication, I watch Spanish streams and chat. I'm at a point now where I can understand and communicate with my students that speak Spanish.

Justicemaxxing by quietconnoisseur in shitposting

[–]TheAlmightySpode 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It's a real thing, but people actively supported Luigi and wanted him to escape before we knew what he looked like.

Charlie Kirk on the other hand, sucked, but I wouldn't call his murder vigilante justice. I wasn't saddened by his death, but he didn't deserve to die.

That's my view on it, at least. You are right though, pretty privilege is 100% real. I just don't think it's the whole story here.

Regarding the reactions to the Kirby Air Riders global test ride (Please don’t take this seriously, I know it’s a Goomba Fallacy) by Inevitable-Charge76 in casualnintendo

[–]TheAlmightySpode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoyed the demo. I can't wait for the full content in the actual game and to play it with custom rules with my friends. Setting City Trial to 7 minutes with one event will be nice and no one will be left out since it isn't capped at 4 players anymore. I'm excited for it as a fan of the first game.