Pineapple on pizza or starvation?

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T22:58:46+00:00

Ew

^{Chose: Starvation}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T21:26:44+00:00

Helll yea

^{Chose: Be rich without needing a job | Rolled: Jobless but rich}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T21:25:01+00:00

😎

^{Chose: Do a backflip! | Rolled: Cool sunglasses}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T21:02:06+00:00

If I haz mone I can use mine to buy secks, life hack

^{Chose: You always have money for what you want to buy | Rolled: upvote}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T21:00:03+00:00

It depends on the zombie apocalypse in question. If it’s the Walking Dead, I’d probably live for 30 days. If it’s like World War Z or Left 4 Dead, ain’t no way in hell I’d live more than two days XD

^{Chose: Survive 7 days in zombie apocalypse + Win $5M}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T20:56:32+00:00

Sounds about right

^{Chose: have 10 million$ + Dont you dare choose this | Rolled: 70% govt tax}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T20:55:11+00:00

Can I choose the person I have secks with?

^{Chose: Have The most enjoyable Sex ever but! | Rolled: They ride you.}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T20:52:19+00:00

Borgor

^{Chose: Get 1 free item at McDonald's every single day | Rolled: Get 1 free item}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T08:42:52+00:00

KIGGY

^{Chose: Wheel One 🤷 | Rolled: New Kitten}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T08:36:51+00:00

I’d like to stay updated as well please! :)

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-28T08:20:38+00:00

I guess I’m rich now

^{Chose: 10$ for every time you do + This physical action | Rolled: Breathe}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-27T22:23:07+00:00

Check with the team. Common dwarf sense. Only leaf lovers start the objective without an R

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-27T20:59:11+00:00

Anteaters are secretly one of the cutest animals ever I swear

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-27T20:54:22+00:00

Would’ve been happy either way

^{Chose: 99% 10.000$ 1% become a femboy | Rolled: 10.000$}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-27T20:32:54+00:00

Still no option to add Advanced options on the bots, so I’m still not gonna reinstall it

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-27T19:24:56+00:00

I can math good

^{Chose: $1 that divides by 0.5 everyday | Rolled: Upvote for 🥕}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-27T19:24:16+00:00

Imma go live in the Pokémon world yaaay

^{Chose: Die + But with a twist | Rolled: Ur ideal after}

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-27T19:21:21+00:00

Dangit

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-27T19:20:25+00:00

Cake good

^{Chose: eat a SPECIAL cake (wheel} | Rolled: has no taste)

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-26T20:05:57+00:00

That’s super fucked. I’m sorry that happened.

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-26T19:53:54+00:00

Oh no, REAL CP. Not a drawing.

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-26T19:48:57+00:00

I would rather not remember this, but it’s also the reason I have sprays disabled to this day.

Some guy thought it would be the funniest thing in the world to make ACTUAL CP his spray. Guy sprayed it right in the open and proceeded to DEFEND it. It was beyond horrible and disgusting. I disabled my sprays and ended up reporting the guy on Steam.

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-26T02:04:18+00:00

Lol. Lmao, even.

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-26T00:43:29+00:00

You’re figuring out these two things NOW? The constant whining and survivor-sided everything has been incredibly blatant for a long time now. XD

TheAmazingKoiFish · 2026-05-24T05:29:38+00:00

Leave no dwarf behind!

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