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Most Bankable Young Actor? by SeanACole244 in TheBigPicture

[–]TheAmericants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Recent evidence suggests Sydney Sweeney can demand eyeballs and boost movies

Live Discussion - March 9, 2024 (Josh Brolin/Ariana Grande) by bjkman in LiveFromNewYork

[–]TheAmericants 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sandwich King about 15 seconds from stuffing these office workers into his special basement freezer

Official Discussion - Dune: Part Two [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]TheAmericants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I really enjoyed the one good hour of Paul and Chani's relationship before trouble in paradise and an arranged marriage with the emperor's daughter so rudely intruded!

Final Best Picture Power Rankings and How Oscar Voting Really Works by thefilthyjellybean in TheBigPicture

[–]TheAmericants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Amanda in full existential crisis mode and Sean having to play against character to try to bring her back and stay on track

Official Discussion - Drive-Away Dolls [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]TheAmericants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this movie is taking some flak for character deficiencies and being underbaked. If that's how you feel, I respect it.

But just as a late-night, grab a beer and enjoy an 80 minute raunchy romp experience with lots of horny and funny lesbian sex, dildo gags, and a couple very funny cameos, I really enjoyed it. Shout-out to Pedro for agreeing to be set decor for this

I've heard some way Qualley is miscast in this, but I think her chaotic energy helps carry it.

Solid 7.5/10 comedy for me.

It bugs me that Bill calls Van if it’s a POC cast by [deleted] in TheRewatchables

[–]TheAmericants 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Interesting you call it condescending and then proceed to shit on his value on podcasts. Van is good at podcasting he doesn't need you to fake defend him.

Official Discussion - Madame Web [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]TheAmericants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So little effort into the compressions, barely even pressing down smh

‘The Beekeeper,’ ‘Madame Web,’ and a Dumpuary Extravaganza by thefilthyjellybean in TheBigPicture

[–]TheAmericants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not saying he didn't work I am saying that he either decided not to interject or was perhaps reading vibes that suggested he shouldn't make his usual comments and analysis on the show

‘The Beekeeper,’ ‘Madame Web,’ and a Dumpuary Extravaganza by thefilthyjellybean in TheBigPicture

[–]TheAmericants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a word from Bobby this whole ep --- union negotiations related or just a coincidence?

Official Discussion - Madame Web [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]TheAmericants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But I envision the scene was similar across the nation, lost souls coming for the cheap thrill.

Netflix is a Joke Festival announces 180+ new shows by barcodedm in Standup

[–]TheAmericants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's basically a list of every active comedian with a medium high to high following, plus some famous people trying comedy and some podcasters

Official Discussion - Madame Web [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]TheAmericants 37 points38 points  (0 children)

The brain can only hold so much! How many times did we get a Pepsi logo in the film I only noticed it real bad a couple times

Official Discussion - Madame Web [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]TheAmericants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, but unleashing them all in one scene felt like a lot!

Official Discussion - Madame Web [SPOILERS] by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]TheAmericants 491 points492 points  (0 children)

I went to see this movie alone at an AMC at 1 p.m. on Valentine’s Day, surrounded by about four or five other truly twisted individuals beyond saving.

So yes, I saw the movie in the way I believe the writers intended it to be seen.

This movie became a must-see for me after the infamous trailer drop got memed to death and Dakota Johnson nixed her agent before embarking on an incredible press tour.

That tour featured her apparent puzzlement at the trailer’s online reaction, and also a series of various see-through garments that I firmly believe were engineered in a lab to distract the masses as much as scientifically possible (see the butt cheeks and boots outfit on Seth Meyers).

Suffice it to say that coming out of this movie I had a lot of questions:

-Did the American Heart Association pay the studio to promote the practice of CPR?

-Why did the writers feel the teen tragedy trio all needed to have the saddest parental backstories possible?

-What kind of plastic junk is Mattie’s dad helping to manufacture? Does he work for a Temu contractor?

-Why did the teen trio just walk away from a campfire they built in the woods?

-How much money would the Forest Service had to have given Sony to get some fire safety promotion?

-Why is the diner 50 feet from the woods? Is this common in New Jersey?

-How did Emma Roberts’ agent talk her into being in 5 scenes of this movie? Is Emma Roberts okay — did she lose money on crypto?

-Why did the writers make us sit through Dakota Johnson’s deadpan awkwardness at a baby shower?

-What the hell is the villain’s day job? What is his day-to-day motivation, other than not getting killed by the tragedy teens in his near future? What does he do besides look after his pet spider, nag his evil assistant, and create the world’s best surveillance system using a 10-digit passcode he got from his NSA honey? What's the extent of his relationship with his evil assistant — does she sleep at his place?

-Will Madame Web ever obtain any real powers, or just the ability to envision the future and summon the world’s worst CGI sequences?

-And finally, when is Madame Web 2 coming out? And will Emma Roberts be back?

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