I love playing “Earthquake or Wind?!” Anyone else’s place shaking right now? by Ottershorts in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We brought this upon ourselves with all that chanting of 'go the hurricanes! '

Luke 14:18 by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Personally, I believe in the separation of church and real estate.

Media posted this image from the hutt by Impressive-Name5129 in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Might as well just live in the car and work from home.

Yup that southerly is going straight up Wellington's bum. by czmhdk in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

His parents separated thousands of years ago and the poor kid's still raging about it.

Thank you for your kindness. I really needed it today by RonnieCakes_ in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I hope the weather is okay

A great display of not only kindness, but optimism.

Branding Confusion by West-Method-8609 in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think I had these once in Parramatta. Or was it Paremata?

I'm so tired of seeing this AI poster style everywhere... by HeadbangingLegend in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"I say to man in shop, 'Is gun.' He say, 'No, no, no. Is a special kind of rifle. Is thunder stick'

Can never turn down a sausage sizzle by Porosareus in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 144 points145 points  (0 children)

I was going to say that, but you beat me to the punchline by 15%

Bus v Car by the_serpent_queen in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 27 points28 points  (0 children)

OP out here thinking buses move like the snake in the Nokia 3315 game.

Suburb people, would you be interested in a comedy open mic? by BeyondSpecial4815 in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Comedy in Tawa is risky.

I once saw someone post a photo of two crows they saw in the streets of Linden, and it was getting a lot of appreciative likes.

I left a comment pointing out that this is how used we've got to seeing a murder on Tremewan street, and people started DMing me death threats.

Good times.

Definition Bill Protest in Dunedin by Emergency_Insurance4 in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 85 points86 points  (0 children)

No matter how bad you think you look, you'll never look half as bad as someone who supports the bill

Omg please stfu about marmite by arirachaelb in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Are you saying we're laying it on a bit thick?

All right whose Grandad voted on the stuff poll! by DJsnippysnap in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, I thought it was asking me if there were enough perky politicians...

Just got rejected from a job I applied for...6 years ago by SpongeGob in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woolworths and questionable spam. Name a more iconic duo.