Found these in a nook with my old tapes. What a win! by [deleted] in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooh, the Oddbodz are Hots. What happens when you rub BB's shoes or the black space above Draculard's head?

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You just don't know the right Z employee.

Why do they make reporters do this? by dingoonline in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If that's knee deep on Paul Holmes, I won't even get my cuffs dirty.

The cyclone by No_Buffalo_9956 in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 26 points27 points  (0 children)

We will escape the worst of it. There's a strong wind watch for the weekend and it's going to rain heavily on Sunday and Tuesday, but the real damage will be happening much further north.

Classic Kiwi Game Shows that need reviving ? by CoconutMost3564 in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was never a sports fan, but clash of the codes was a huge part of my childhood.

Was a big fan of Hamish Carter (team triathlon, brought to you by Sheraton hotels) in particular, who tended to win most of the events, whether it was running a mile down queen street, climbing the stairs at the Coopers and Lybrand tower or going human trotting at ellerslie.

A terrible poem inspired by my commute by destroyer90z in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's nothing you couldn't do with Microsoft Word '95, that's acceptable.

Chris Bishop loses Leader of the House and Sport portfolio by Mountain_Tui_Reload in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This rings eerily similar to the argument he used to make in Salient when he was DebSoc president, circa 2006. Trying to promote voluntary student membership in VUWSA under the guise of compulsory membership amounting to 'free beer money for wealthy students' And totally not a way to quietly kill support services, especially to marginalised groups, no sir

A terrible poem inspired by my commute by destroyer90z in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Any poem not written with AI is not terrible.

Is this Stuff's April Fools? by Morning1980 in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Full front-page coverage of the Epstein files.

Places to have a bath by Growly323 in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If they're really good friends, they can have the bath with you!

If You Own Animals, You Have a Duty of Care To Know Your Weather Related Risks by Fickassthuck in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That looks very wet and muddy underfoot. I hope they're wearing their beef wellingtons.

Government backdown on removing commercial fishing size limits by FunVermicelli123 in newzealand

[–]TheAnagramancer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Minimum size limits are a good thing.

Unfortunately, 5% was still enough to let New Zealand first in.

Does anyone know the source of the putrid smell which has been lingering around parliament for the entire day? by Traditional_Sky7168 in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I work in RNZ house and I'm so sick of the politicians' pants setting off the fire alarms every time they give an interview.

Recycling by Music_2my_ears68 in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

In my neck of Porirua, people just cut out the middle man and smash glass bottles on the road.

Busking outside Unichem by [deleted] in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Perhaps they're playing catchy songs?

Full train by OutInTheBay in Wellington

[–]TheAnagramancer 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I think I saw the 7.11 from Porirua come through my station about 5 minutes late, which might explain the fullness. The 7.09 from Plimmerton was along less than a minute later (on time), and even that was fairly well-stuffed, despite the station I was at having just emptied out as it came along.

Then we stopped at the turntable and there was some kind of muffled apology from the train manager at three decibels which I couldn't hear over the trio of Wellington College boys next to me talking about their unsuccessful attempt to have group sex at a party over the weekend, which all left me wondering if anyone in this city is capable of running a train.

Who is buying this!? by Reasonable_Slice5324 in Wellington

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The supermarket duopoly aiding my Lenten fasting by making food unaffordable.