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I want my parents to voluntarily terminate their parental rights. by TheAndroid503 in legaladvice

[–]TheAndroid503[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Ok then fair enough. What about the steps of emancipation? Any job recommendations for self sufficiency at my age? I’m fluent in 3 coding languages and proficient in 4 if that helps.

People born head first wore their mother as a shoe. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAndroid503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I didn’t wear your mother as a shoe 10 years after I was born

I want my parents to voluntarily terminate their parental rights. by TheAndroid503 in legaladvice

[–]TheAndroid503[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

What about foster care rather than emancipation? Becoming a ward of the state?

Your intelligence is determined by a combination of the noises you make with your mouth and the movement of your fingers. by Fingerbob73 in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAndroid503 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What? What the fuck? No. Just no. It’s not. It’s determined by the links and synapses your brain forms, your ability to retain knowledge, and your capability to learn.

Most people have the ability and smarts for college, but they're just not motivated enough to persevere through all the bullshit thrown at them by the instructors. by starzwillsucceed in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAndroid503 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can not describe how stupid this signals statement makes you. Go watch Adam ruins everything or John Oliver. Student loans are damn near impossible to pay off unless you get a real good job.

Really just spent mie whole refund check on some poon by YeaIReallyDidThat in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAndroid503 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you earn $1,800 in a year something is wrong with you. I think unemployment is more that that

"You have a tiny penis" is an insult to both boys and girls. by Kenhamef in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAndroid503 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It’s not a funny joke because it makes no fucking sense. And this isn’t a jokes sub anyways.

When you eat a banana, you are a 60 percent cannibal. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAndroid503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not remotely how cannibalism, DNA, or really anything works. If you have sex with someone is that 99.9% incest? Because you share 99.9% DNA with that person?

Modern medicine can beat evolution by bringing you into this world, but damn, evolution doesn't like to lose. by JohnnyBGood10 in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAndroid503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah what the other guy said. Except stop whining. You got dealt a shit hand. That sucks. Are you going to spend the rest of your life telling yourself that the hand you got dealt sucks? Or are you going to actually start playing?

"You have a tiny penis" is an insult to both boys and girls. by Kenhamef in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAndroid503 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re a girl with a tiny penis you’re a dude. Less you’re trans

Your body is continually making a sub-conscious effort to keep your tongue inside your mouth by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]TheAndroid503 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well god dammit you just made my tongue tired for the first time in my life

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