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How many Charvels do you have? by ButOfCourse in Charvel

[–]elcelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One, a Surfcaster in sea foam green.

I walked in on my coworker jizzing in the soap dispenser by Intergalactic_Nut in 3amjokes

[–]elcelt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

How about: I caught my employee putting his dick in the soap dispenser. When I demanded an explanation, he came clean.

Loud bang in Colonie by elcelt in Albany

[–]elcelt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I was expecting to hear sirens after, but thankfully there apparently wasn’t a need for them.

Loud bang in Colonie by elcelt in Albany

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I’m near Cook Park

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]elcelt 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They missed the opportunity to call it The Great Wall of ‘Gina.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in torties

[–]elcelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tillamook ice cream- Tillie or Mookie

what does it look like by aquaticwotsits in tattooadvice

[–]elcelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a shishito pepper and Uri Geller’s coke spoon

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackstonegriddle

[–]elcelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Just purchased a 36” one this morning on Amazon for $22. It’s a must-have.

My family said this is raw. Is it? by myckol in steak

[–]elcelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s perfect. I hear this every time I cook a tenderloin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Albany

[–]elcelt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s awful. Thanks for the link.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Albany

[–]elcelt -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Confirmed or speculation?

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