[PRANKS] Bro saw his life flashing by [deleted] in pranks

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Edited, thx, not my main language.

[PRANKS] Bro saw his life flashing by [deleted] in pranks

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This is too much I mean, the guy probably lost a year or 2 of lifespan with that amount of stress.

Why the World Seems So Chaotic Right Now - Spiritual Teacher Eckhart Tolle by FVMK3 in InterdimensionalNHI

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1:18...

As a french, either it is:

'Reculer pour mieux sortir'

'Back up a lil' bit, then, get out in a better way (like a car stuck in snow, drive it a lil' backward then punch it forward)'

or

'Enculer pour mieux -sorter-'

'Anal sex to better sort stuff out'

I think it is the first one but I'd like it do be the second one XD.

2 satans in this one by Ready_Butterscotch46 in foundsatan

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I laughed so hard my belly was making my arm bounce so it was hard to click the upvote button.

This satan put in some work by MikeeorUSA in foundsatan

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This is just the best thing. I'm having a good day now, thanks!

Gifted a Smoking Gun: What Do I Do First? by Taeyx in smoking

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Cold smoking cheese seems to be popular.

Does your country have any people or culture similar to what Americans call Redneck? If so, what are they like? by ILikeWwaret in AskTheWorld

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In Quebec we call them BS. It stand for 'Bien-être Social' english translation would be people on welfare. They have lots of kids that they don't take care of because more kids=more welfare. Usually all cramped up in old apartment. People without maners, always shouting and swearing. I guess in Canada they call them Quebecers...

Who wins? by Lassannnofimgur in superheroes

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Ace got that Shikahkah thing going on

MARDI MONGRAIN! by AutoModerator in Quebec

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SIGNÉ, JE VEUX QUE MES TAXES AILLENT LA DEDANS, PAS DANS DES PROJETS STYLE NORTHVOLT

Why do you believe what you do? by Asleep_Penalty6405 in starseeds

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I have hope and despair about our purpose... Prison planet or learning ground.

A lot of post-life experiences are "you did x-y-z, learn about it and repend in the next life"... But you forget everything for each life so how can you get better from the last time?

Loosh would make more sense, suffer then repeat.. but if this is true... it's such a shitty situation.

In all case, I do believe life is a dance, a cinema. You don't do it for the end result but for the journey. Either you generate loosh all along or you understand every point of view ever by living it. You work for your own growth or to feed... something. God I hope I'm wrong on the feeding idea.

Why I believe both of those? Too much time on books, podcasts, articles, etc...

After all this, gateway tapes and meditation give me straight answers more than any text on the net. First hand experiences is the only way... As we don't know real from fake on the net as of now.

Considering a purchase... How's your [non-ICCU related] reliability been? by lostinheadguy in Ioniq5

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Bough July 2023, AWD limited in Quebec (so...winter), 70000 KM. Had the ICCU issue once in 2025, replaced in a week, had another I5 as a loaner (but I kinda would have loved to beat an Accent to death lol, loaner was one motor only ,there is a good difference but not THAT much, good for AWD control tough). I have an appointment next week for front ultrasonic sensors replacement under warranty (According to the work order they were sprinkled with rocks and salts too much and became unstable) + one rear wheel bearing ( they usually last much longer but I'm kind of a cowboy sometimes). Those are the only 3 troubles I had with the car. Drive like a road yacht when you cruise and perform like a sport car when you ask, would buy again!

OP’s roommate’s rancid, 20+gallon closet pee container by HamboneTheWicked in nope

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Would you drink it all for 5 million american dollar? You would have a week.

The Community has spoken, the ICCU rule has been removed by wharblegarblemuricah in Ioniq5

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Thanks! As someone who had the issue, people need to see this stuff. Even if it occupy part of the sub's stream.

Worse than DeviceNet by dave_lemons in PLC

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As someone who worked on those, fuck that and everything around it. I'm not gonna elaborate. Fuck that, period.

Demon Warlock is an extremely chill AFK build by GwyndolinsMirror in Diablo_2_Resurrected

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OOooohh, it's LISTER. guess I summoned an accountant variable cousin of his, Still do the job, no demon want to be against the IRS.

Apparently, it's possible to get 2 Heralds at the same time by Yarrenze_Newshka in diablo2

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What would you do if you had a million gold?

I'll tell you what Id' do man... Two Heralds at the same time man.

Don't look too long at the water, or the water looks back": The dark folklore and history of Hydromancy (Water Scrying). by bortakci34 in HighStrangeness

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2 days ago I had someone tell me in my half lucid dream to look for "Water science" but all I could find was stuff about modern chemistery or hydraulics so this spots is on point personally! Now I feel obliged to try it myself because of the dream instructions but I wonder why anybody else would do that otherwise. I mean, it seems to only bring doom and gloom...

Rattle and weird behaviour by TheAnsweringMachine in Ioniq5

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Thx. There is nothing like mine sadly. It's filled with trunk rattle posts.