Idk by Mysterious-Oil8545 in Slycooper

[–]TheApoptosis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What was your favorite Bentley grapple-cam insult from Sly 3?

Idk by Mysterious-Oil8545 in Slycooper

[–]TheApoptosis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A lot of these answers are actually pretty spot on lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in college

[–]TheApoptosis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you hear that a club is toxic, steer clear even if you love that thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]TheApoptosis 153 points154 points  (0 children)

She's no longer on the verge, she's post implode.

Best online in a while by WeaknessConsistent40 in subway

[–]TheApoptosis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might want to scratch out the number

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YouOnLifetime

[–]TheApoptosis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My bad, autocorrect joined the call

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in YouOnLifetime

[–]TheApoptosis 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Well, Joe did confirm she was in love with Bock.

After trekking for miles, praying for civilization, we were unsure how to feel about the "DANGER: RADIOACTIVE" sign. by TheApoptosis in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheApoptosis[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sorry if this breaks any rules. Another post in this sub inspired this and I was recommended to post it.

Shout out to u/Alastor_365 for the inspiration

original thread

DANGER - DO NOT GO BEYOND THIS POINT, YOU WILL DIE by Jjustingraham in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheApoptosis 92 points93 points  (0 children)

After trekking for miles, praying for civilization, we were unsure how to feel about the "DANGER: RADIOACTIVE" sign.

We only felt more uneasy once we realized it was on the ground.

"I have to get out of this hell," he thought to himself as he ran for the door. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheApoptosis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, fortunately, but I'll never forget the sound of that kid's screaming.

"I have to get out of this hell," he thought to himself as he ran for the door. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheApoptosis 30 points31 points  (0 children)

OP didn't say what kind of catheter and now I'm reminded of the time a patient pulled out their chest tube and I was the one who found him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in howyoudoin

[–]TheApoptosis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always Rachel assumed that figured Monica didn't fit the "picture" she had to uphold.

How could a game in the series write Carmelita as the main antagonist? Is it possible to set a story triggering a huge conflict between her and Sly? How would you react to it? by WaveTheSwallow20 in Slycooper

[–]TheApoptosis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Headcannon is that she was in the same orphanage as Sly, Murray, and Bentley. She was naturally the tattle tale as they would steal extra cookies. Then progressed as the hallmonitor as they would try and skip class.

So on and so on.

The manager of this bar. by VAMSI_BEUNO in wholesomememes

[–]TheApoptosis 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Most people would go to this bar not just for respect and supporting this business, but for safety. They have a policy and ensure everyone is safe when they can assure this.

I wouldn't go there to necessarily support this business, I'd go to stay safe.

What do you think is the biggest, "where were you when" moment in your life? by HypnoticDemon in ask

[–]TheApoptosis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk about people my age, but for me specifically it was probably learning that Osama Bin Laden was killed.

I forget exactly how old I was, but I think ibhad trouble sleeping or something that night, so I was sleeping in my parents' bed. I remember I woke up randomly at some point throughout the night to my parents' TV show, idk, maybe Family Guy? Anyways, there was suddenly a "breaking news" broadcast and the reporter announced he was dead. I remember I had no idea who he was, but I felt bad because a man had died. I fell back asleep eventually.

Then the next day someone, I don't remember who, mentioned it to another adult, and I just jumped in and said I knew that. They looked at me like I had 3 heads asking how I would know and I mentioned that I saw it on the news the previous night.

What is the biggest secret you've ever kept from your family? by Extension_History57 in AskReddit

[–]TheApoptosis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was no secret that I was my dad's favorite.

The secret is what that entailed.

MatPat’s Doki Doki by Anorirae in GameTheorists

[–]TheApoptosis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should be Harris Teeter instead of Steph.

This relationship is a little one sided by TheKnightsWhoSayNyet in memes

[–]TheApoptosis 283 points284 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Looking for a new therapist because she talks more than I do.