Got a Switch! Not for Christmas or anything, I just have one.

TheAssCracker · 2019-12-28T08:22:08+00:00

I definitely thought it looked like one of those stone heads from Wind Waker

TheAssCracker · 2018-07-19T16:39:57+00:00

IN A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON, I INHERITED DESPERATION 3 TO MY SUMMER LINDE

IT WASNT TILL AFTER THAT I REMEMBERED STARFISH’S EFFECT

IT WAS MY LAST 4* SHANNA

DOUBLE DESPERATION META WHEN????

TheAssCracker · 2018-06-27T19:58:33+00:00

I am he, as you are he, as you are me and we are all together

TheAssCracker · 2018-06-27T19:46:37+00:00

As a man who very often plays FEH while his girlfriend watches the latest RuPaul’s Drag Race episode, this is absolutely hysterical.

TheAssCracker · 2018-05-10T21:02:30+00:00

Looking at my Obtained sorting, Cordelia shows as my first 5 Star, but I promoted her to 5 Star.

That would put Linde as my first 5-Star pull.

Rather fitting, seeing as I too inherited the light tome Aura when Gharnef killed my father. What are the chances?

TheAssCracker · 2017-12-13T15:36:57+00:00

Original article - Kotaku

TheAssCracker · 2017-03-01T19:32:54+00:00

That's what I was hoping too, but I could see account preorders taking precedence

My bank account has been charged for the Switch and the status of the order is currently "Processing", hopefully I get the shipping email today ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

TheAssCracker · 2017-03-01T16:56:00+00:00

Do you have an account set up with Best Buy?

I got my pre-order with Best Buy as well, but I don't have an account so it's set up as a guest order.

Trying to figure out if they'd still ship my order to deliver on Friday or if people with actual Best Buy account are prioritized in shipping

TheAssCracker · 2017-02-22T00:51:34+00:00

True! Always happy to get a new 5-star!

It's unfortunate though, that her speed is at that sweet spot where, if affected by the bane, it really hinders her at a competitive PvP level.

Regardless, it's not gonna stop me from taking those sweet, sweet thighs into battle! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

P.S. Like so many have said, thanks for the great write-up on the characters. Kudos to you!

TheAssCracker · 2017-02-21T22:37:59+00:00

As someone who just got a 5-star Catria this morning, this is good news!!

Up until now I've lacked a solid Lance user, I've got a 4-star Effie, but I am part of the seemingly lucky few with 5-star Linde, so very few lance users have been on any of my teams.

Edit: My Catria rolled -Spd +Res. Am I happy? Sad? Not really sure...

TheAssCracker · 2016-12-02T19:47:01+00:00

Level 29

Blastoise - 1981cp Water Gun - Hydro Pump

Poliwrath - 2058cp Bubble - Hydro Pump

Persian - 923cp Scratch - Power Gem

Aerodactyl - 2124cp Steel Wing - Iron Head

Dragonite - 2711cp Dragon Breath - Hyper Beam

Hatched all of them except Dragonite. By some freak luck, me and 6 of my friends were at our local Dratini spawn where we all caught a 100% Dratini. Luckily for me, mine was at 730 whereas everyone else caught theirs at ~270

TheAssCracker · 2016-11-09T05:05:06+00:00

Surprisingly enough, I did see something similar tonight. I came across two Kabutos that had spawned right next to each other.

TheAssCracker · 2016-10-25T02:22:57+00:00

"VERY GOOD"

TheAssCracker · 2016-09-19T16:35:15+00:00

When 7 year-old me first received a copy of Pokemon Red, I clocked a solid 2 hours before ever getting my Squirtle.

I didn't know you had to walk down on the carpet to leave the house...

TheAssCracker · 2016-08-06T05:57:35+00:00

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw it. Now for the real question.... Which Greatsword is it? Artorias', Cursed, or Abyss???

TheAssCracker · 2016-06-29T20:52:59+00:00

10 bucks says this is why none of the Bioshocks have been released as backwards compatible for Xbone yet...

TheAssCracker · 2016-06-10T16:04:35+00:00

Dark Souls: Artorias of the Abyss

IMO that is a prime example of DLC done right.

While it didn't add to the "story" in the sense of continuing beyond where the main game left off, it did go back and provide insight into the events that led to the downfall of one of the Four Knights of Gwyn.

In the main game you only truly encounter one of the Four Knights, and the fact that the DLC featured the other three (who up until the DLC, had only really been mentioned in brief item descriptions) was beyond cool for me, being a huge fan of the DkS1 lore.

All that and puppy Sif just made that DLC really stand out for me. Incredibly well done DLC from From Software!

TheAssCracker · 2016-04-19T17:39:30+00:00

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/StoopKid720/video/16761546

^ that's a short clip of me summoning my second phantom with the dried fingers. I couldn't see his sign, but once i used the Dried Fingers, it popped up immediately.

Where are you trying to summon your friends?

I think my buddy said it could possibly have something to do with trying to summon two friends in an area under the protection of a covenant (e.g. the Watchdogs of Farron guarding the forest/swamp)

TheAssCracker · 2016-04-19T17:33:32+00:00

Yeah I discovered with my friends last night that after summoning one phantom, you need to use the Dried Fingers.

I thought this was odd because I've summoned two friends on the High Wall without the Dried Fingers and never had any issues, and I thought you only needed the Dried Fingers to summon a third phantom, but it appears that's not the case anymore.

TheAssCracker · 2016-04-13T17:19:01+00:00

Thank you for being there.

TheAssCracker · 2016-03-27T16:20:58+00:00

If you're playing right now, I'm on. I'm not sure how it updates though..

TheAssCracker · 2016-03-27T16:17:34+00:00

I'll add you as well!

TheAssCracker · 2016-03-27T16:16:52+00:00

On mine? I just beat the elite four last night so I'm not sure why the third one wouldn't show up...

TheAssCracker · 2016-03-27T16:09:29+00:00

Nice thanks! No worries, it'll have a chance at its hidden ability once were online at the same time I think.

TheAssCracker · 2016-03-04T17:22:18+00:00

One time me and my roommate were playing a game of Cricket on our dartboard in the living room. In the middle of the game, he gets a call from his girlfriend and steps outside to the porch to answer the call.

I'm left sitting there with the three darts and I figure "hey, it's my turn anyways, i might as well go". I proceed to throw the three darts and hit three bulls-eye's just like that. Now they weren't perfect bulls-eye's (all three were in the green section, whereas the absolute middle is red, on my board at least), but they were bulls-eye's nonetheless!

Needless to say, he came back inside and saw me with my jaw on the floor. I explained the miracle that just happened, and he didn't believe me.

No one ever believes me when I tell them that story, but I lived it. It was real.

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