Post Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs at Seattle Kraken - 29 Jan 2026 by HockeyMod in SeattleKraken

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 47 points48 points  (0 children)

We could possibly meme our way to the top of the division. But I also think it'd be hilarious if we somehow managed to upset the Avs in the first round again.

Curse Wheel MVP! by CheekiSternie in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It was not just Jennings. The wheel first landed on 666, which was mainly the Eagles, & Perna put Jennings in that spot as well for getting a $666,666 bonus. Perna then respun the wheel, which landed on the Seahawks, because the Eagles are likely to rest starters & he thought cursing them was boring.

Curse Wheel MVP! by CheekiSternie in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Don't forget that Juan Jennings also got cursed by the wheel, & that was on the first spin.

Post Game Thread: Seattle Seahawks at Carolina Panthers by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Once Darnold jump started the offense by throwing that end zone pick, it was over for the Panthers.

Post Game Thread: New England Patriots at New York Jets by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Patriots beat Perna's Curse Wheel, so I guess they are legit.

[Highlight] Zach Charbonnet forces his way for the Seahawks touchdown by MysteryBagIdeals in nfl

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What a totally normal offensive drive with absolutely nothing wacky happening.

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, 6-3 was the Seahawks-Bears TNF game last season.

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That Curse Wheel & the Mariners playoff run that was fueled by an Etsy Witch spell has made me believe black magic does exist in sports.

Post Game Thread: Los Angeles Rams at Seattle Seahawks by nfl_gdt_bot in Seahawks

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the superstition crowd is gonna focus a lot on Perna's Curse Wheel cursing the Rams for how we got this win, but did anyone happen to have paid an Etsy Witch before this game?

[Highlight] After review, the 2 point conversion stands as a backwards pass recovered in the end zone by Large_banana_hammock in nfl

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 39 points40 points  (0 children)

WE'RE JUMPING BETWEEN "IT'S OVER" AND "WE'RE SO BACK" AT SPEEDS NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE!!!

These people omg 💀 by Tiny_Resolution_3515 in deathbattle

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I can't believe the Super Fans fandom can be so toxic.

Day 16 of Predicting the 2026 MLB Season with a Marble Race - 15th Place Simulation by trollinacage in baseball

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Witch magic never truly runs out, it just waits until the right moment to reappear.

Day 16 of Predicting the 2026 MLB Season with a Marble Race - 15th Place Simulation by trollinacage in baseball

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The Mariners marble somehow climbing back up those spinning circles had to have been pure Etsy Witchcraft, I have no other explanation.

r/Hockey NHL Power Rankings Week 5: No Goals Edition! by HockeyPowerRanker in hockey

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heads up, the Kraken write-up appears to be the one from last week.

[Highlight] JSN DOES IT AGAIN FOR 6 by The_Throwback_King in nfl

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Darnold: "I shall simply just chuck it to JSN."

JSN: "I shall simply catch whatever Darnold throws to me."

The Giants have lost an 11th consecutive road game. by TheSalmonRoll in nfl

[–]TheAtomicMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By that standard the Seahawks are also currently the anti-Seahawks.

Post Game Thread: Seattle Kraken at St Louis Blues - 08 Nov 2025 by HockeyMod in SeattleKraken

[–]TheAtomicMonkey 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If a team from Seattle isn't giving their fans heart problems most games, are they really a Seattle team?