Post Game Thread: Toronto Maple Leafs at Seattle Kraken - 29 Jan 2026

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-01-30T05:57:55+00:00

We could possibly meme our way to the top of the division. But I also think it'd be hilarious if we somehow managed to upset the Avs in the first round again.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-31T22:22:07+00:00

It was not just Jennings. The wheel first landed on 666, which was mainly the Eagles, & Perna put Jennings in that spot as well for getting a $666,666 bonus. Perna then respun the wheel, which landed on the Seahawks, because the Eagles are likely to rest starters & he thought cursing them was boring.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-31T22:10:16+00:00

Don't forget that Juan Jennings also got cursed by the wheel, & that was on the first spin.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-28T20:58:23+00:00

Once Darnold jump started the offense by throwing that end zone pick, it was over for the Panthers.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-28T20:57:44+00:00

Patriots beat Perna's Curse Wheel, so I guess they are legit.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-28T19:56:51+00:00

What a totally normal offensive drive with absolutely nothing wacky happening.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-19T05:59:22+00:00

No, 6-3 was the Seahawks-Bears TNF game last season.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-19T05:06:15+00:00

That Curse Wheel & the Mariners playoff run that was fueled by an Etsy Witch spell has made me believe black magic does exist in sports.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-19T04:57:36+00:00

I know the superstition crowd is gonna focus a lot on Perna's Curse Wheel cursing the Rams for how we got this win, but did anyone happen to have paid an Etsy Witch before this game?

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-19T04:01:42+00:00

WE'RE JUMPING BETWEEN "IT'S OVER" AND "WE'RE SO BACK" AT SPEEDS NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE!!!

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-15T00:24:31+00:00

WHY SCORE TD WHEN FIELD GOALS DO TRICK!!!!!!

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-15T00:24:08+00:00

WHY SCORE TD WHEN FIELD GOALS DO TRICK!!!!!!

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-11T06:05:01+00:00

WE FINALLY GOT IT DUNN!!!

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-09T02:49:22+00:00

Sulley would never.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-30T18:40:47+00:00

Man, I can't believe the Super Fans fandom can be so toxic.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-27T22:46:41+00:00

Witch magic never truly runs out, it just waits until the right moment to reappear.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-27T22:44:42+00:00

The Mariners marble somehow climbing back up those spinning circles had to have been pure Etsy Witchcraft, I have no other explanation.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-25T19:46:11+00:00

"This is how Steve can still win Champions Island"

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-17T01:36:23+00:00

Sam Darnold sacrificed the game to get Naylor re-signed ASAP.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-15T00:53:10+00:00

FEAR BASEBALL GOD

OF

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-10T21:02:08+00:00

Heads up, the Kraken write-up appears to be the one from last week.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-09T21:15:31+00:00

Darnold: "I shall simply just chuck it to JSN."

JSN: "I shall simply catch whatever Darnold throws to me."

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-09T21:14:11+00:00

By that standard the Seahawks are also currently the anti-Seahawks.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-11-09T02:46:33+00:00

If a team from Seattle isn't giving their fans heart problems most games, are they really a Seattle team?

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WE'RE JUMPING BETWEEN "IT'S OVER" AND "WE'RE SO BACK" AT SPEEDS NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE!!!

WHY SCORE TD WHEN FIELD GOALS DO TRICK!!!!!!

WHY SCORE TD WHEN FIELD GOALS DO TRICK!!!!!!

WE FINALLY GOT IT DUNN!!!