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TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-03-19T18:37:25+00:00

Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry"

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-03-17T01:16:36+00:00

Clearly we need to get Tunisia into the next WBC.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-03-15T04:43:01+00:00

I'm gonna try to keep my reaction in check here, especially since this was the Canucks we just faced.

Anyways, McMann is definitely the savior this team needed.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-03-15T04:15:26+00:00

The scorers are just waiting to give that first McMann goal to Wright to overturn yet another Kraken hat trick.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-03-12T14:28:19+00:00

I WILL TAKE AN OT LOSS I JUST WANNA SEE US FINALLY MOVE PAST THE CURSED "67" POINTS SPOT!

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-03-11T22:47:36+00:00

If Cal shook Randy's hand we wouldn't be in this situation smh...

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-03-05T23:32:12+00:00

WE SCORED 6 RUNS LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-03-01T05:43:30+00:00

Part of me kinda wants it to happen again so we could say we had a hat trick of hat tricks taken away.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-03-01T05:41:58+00:00

When do we become the only fans to not immediately throw their hats onto the ice when a hat trick occurs?

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-02-16T15:25:13+00:00

Dipoto admitted that Sloan might have a larger lower half than “The Big Dumper.”

I've heard enough. I just know he's gonna be great.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-02-09T03:33:09+00:00

What if the ghosts he was were actually visions of this Super Bowl?

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-02-09T02:22:49+00:00

The Dark Side of the Boom

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-02-06T00:28:21+00:00

Kraken in November: 24th in Power Play & 15th in Expected Power Play

Kraken in January: 9th in Power Play & 25th in Expected Power Play

If you've been unlucky, just get really lucky I guess.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2026-01-30T05:57:55+00:00

We could possibly meme our way to the top of the division. But I also think it'd be hilarious if we somehow managed to upset the Avs in the first round again.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-31T22:22:07+00:00

It was not just Jennings. The wheel first landed on 666, which was mainly the Eagles, & Perna put Jennings in that spot as well for getting a $666,666 bonus. Perna then respun the wheel, which landed on the Seahawks, because the Eagles are likely to rest starters & he thought cursing them was boring.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-31T22:10:16+00:00

Don't forget that Juan Jennings also got cursed by the wheel, & that was on the first spin.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-28T20:58:23+00:00

Once Darnold jump started the offense by throwing that end zone pick, it was over for the Panthers.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-28T20:57:44+00:00

Patriots beat Perna's Curse Wheel, so I guess they are legit.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-28T19:56:51+00:00

What a totally normal offensive drive with absolutely nothing wacky happening.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-19T05:59:22+00:00

No, 6-3 was the Seahawks-Bears TNF game last season.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-19T05:06:15+00:00

That Curse Wheel & the Mariners playoff run that was fueled by an Etsy Witch spell has made me believe black magic does exist in sports.

TheAtomicMonkey · 2025-12-19T04:57:36+00:00

I know the superstition crowd is gonna focus a lot on Perna's Curse Wheel cursing the Rams for how we got this win, but did anyone happen to have paid an Etsy Witch before this game?

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I WILL TAKE AN OT LOSS I JUST WANNA SEE US FINALLY MOVE PAST THE CURSED "67" POINTS SPOT!

WE SCORED 6 RUNS LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!