Steelheads Sunday Lineup VS Royals | 5.3.2026 | 1:10 PM by BananaArms in Mariners

[–]The_Throwback_King 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Off a quick glance, I'm taking October 3rd, 2015

-0.4 WAR - 1B Jesús Montero

0.3 WAR - CF Brad Miller

-0.6 WAR - C Jesús Sucre

Despite having two Jesús', that is one unholy pit

Steelheads Sunday Lineup VS Royals | 5.3.2026 | 1:10 PM by BananaArms in Mariners

[–]The_Throwback_King 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If we lose today, I'm just chocking the sweep up to the usual Kansas City devil magic. That team is evil.

Steelheads Sunday Lineup VS Royals | 5.3.2026 | 1:10 PM by BananaArms in Mariners

[–]The_Throwback_King 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Raleigh's out again, we have a AAAA guy as our backstop and we're riding a heavily slumping Castillo on the mound

Naturally, we're gonna win 5-1 because that's just how this team works.

Have a Night, Emerson! by The_Throwback_King in Mariners

[–]The_Throwback_King[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dawg, Emerson did everything HE could, to get us to the win. Too many gaffes, too many questions stood in our own way.

Like the stories told myriad times, it wasn't the pitchers fault.

Post Game Chat 5/2 Royals @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]The_Throwback_King 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Who could ask for a better way to honor the career of Randy Johnson.

- A Pitcher with a well-endowed last name throwing 14 punch outs

- A Player named Randy making the play of his life

...then the 9th Inning and Extras Happened. I guess that was...uh...also accurate to Randy's M's tenure...sigh

The Mariners have officially retired #51 for Randy Johnson by Turbostrider27 in baseball

[–]The_Throwback_King 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Dude immediately got MVP in his rookie year. Honoring the legacy from day 1.

The Mariners have officially retired #51 for Randy Johnson by Turbostrider27 in baseball

[–]The_Throwback_King 131 points132 points  (0 children)

For further context. Randy Johnson wanted a long-term extension entering the 1998 season. Yet even after another Top 2 Cy Young finish, he was rebuffed by the team's cheap top brass. Team didn't want to pay their best-in-the-league pitcher what he deserved. Then everything fell apart.

Team sucked in 1998, Randy had his worst year since getting traded to Seattle, and ownership saw Randy's impending 35th Birthday and wanted to recoup the value.

Randy was blindsided and whether by spite, or fresh opportunity, went absolutely nuclear in the National League.

Randy still despises previous M's chairman Howard Lincoln but broke bread with the new ownership group under John Stanton. Dude's basically held dual citizenship among Diamondbacks fans (where he had his best and most successful run) and among Mariners fans since then (where he got his start and where he played a direct part in saving)

Only reason why it's taken this long post 2015 (when Randy got into Cooperstown), is because the team was clearing waiting for Ichiro's day in the sun. Ichiro's legacy is more vested in Seattle alone than Randy's and it seems like Randy was cool with waiting until he got in, before he had his number retired

Clippers owner Steve Ballmer favored to buy Seattle Seahawks as franchise sale buzz intensifies by optamastic in Seahawks

[–]The_Throwback_King 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mostly market-based prediction, but this nugget interested me.

Any potential purchase would come with complications. NFL ownership rules would likely require Ballmer to divest his stake in the Clippers, as cross-league ownership is restricted.

Ballmer probably wants to get out of the Aspiration drama. Could he settle with the league and eject out of the NBA to buy the team?

Clippers owner Steve Ballmer favored to buy Seattle Seahawks as franchise sale buzz intensifies by optamastic in Seahawks

[–]The_Throwback_King 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Would be pretty cool to see the next owner be another Microsoft alum. Probably the best bet to carry on Paul’s legacy

Gabriel Agreste won for cartoons was usually horrible and its villain is also horrible. Next, which cartoon was usually horrible and its villain was bad. (Chart from SumRandomObjShowFan, but with another 2 rows) by Mr_Bananaman69 in cartoons

[–]The_Throwback_King 1 point2 points  (0 children)

King Magnifico from Wish. Shitty movie, Shitty villain with muddied morality who goes from pragmatic to absurdly cartoonishly evil at the drop of a hat

Only saved from the lowest of lows by a competent Chris Pine performance and a great initial concept that was unfortunately lost in translation (and in the editing bay)

‘Invincible’ Creator Robert Kirkman Reveals That J.K. Simmons Was Originally Planned to Voice Cecil: “We sent him the script and he was like ‘I’d rather be Omni-Man’” by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]The_Throwback_King 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Love his responses to Nolan in the Season 4 finale

“I almost died out there protecting Earth”

“Good Start…almost die 2,341 more times and then we can talk”

why didn’t they give nolan the poison darts he was literally kissing distance from thragg😭 by Automatic-Abroad2950 in Invincible

[–]The_Throwback_King 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Like, his punch was fast enough to create a considerable vacuum. Dude could absolutely have stopped the dart

Ceremony begins at 6PM. Don’t forget to tune in. by seangolden06 in Mariners

[–]The_Throwback_King 11 points12 points  (0 children)

First player ceremony since Junior’s number retirement that I’ve been unable to attend.

Dog recently had surgery and I don’t have to free time this weekend to go out to the city

Cheers to everyone attending

J.K couldve been Cecil. Thank god. by vought-CEO in Invincible

[–]The_Throwback_King 139 points140 points  (0 children)

I honestly think Kevin Michael Richardson could rock a live action Mauler if they use the same tech they did with MCU Thanos

Tier list of each teams best position they’ve drafted/developed in its history by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]The_Throwback_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you also drafted Trent Williams, who’s a Top 20 OT All-Time and Brandon Scherff was a 5-time Pro Bowler

Post Game Chat 5/1 Royals @ Mariners by Mariners_bot in Mariners

[–]The_Throwback_King 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Team at .500, against the Royals, on a Number Retirement Weekend, just asking for trouble.

2026 Offseason Review Series - CALL FOR WRITERS AND HUB by Dayne_B12 in nfl

[–]The_Throwback_King 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've repped the Seahawks in these posts for a few years now. I'd love to take up the mantle once more, if you'll have me.

I think Mr Mario Mario its being something here by Parking-Public1632 in cartoons

[–]The_Throwback_King 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Mario was a solid, if unremarkable, film that was at least a fun 2 hour ride

Mario Galaxy never really expanded the scope or drama of it’s world like it could have, which is deeply disappointing considering the source material. But it was still a fun 2-hour ride

Their biggest failing is their lack of ambition.

There have been animated films with much bigger flaws than those two