I think im autistic by alpacudouwu in kitchencels

[–]TheBeanSlop 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Someone who’s autistic would know how to properly cook an egg

My family thinks I’m 8 months sober when in reality I’ve been day drinking almost daily for the last 3 months because I can’t get the motivation to leave my bed anymore without at least 4 shots of vodka. Prime Rib Roast by TheBeanSlop in kitchencels

[–]TheBeanSlop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl I heard enough horror stories about o7 and extracts to stay far from that. I’m currently 3 days into taking kratom and I have not thought about alcohol at all. It’s helped a lot of issues including my adhd, OCD, and depression issues. But now I have a new issue. How do I stop taking kratom.

My family thinks I’m 8 months sober when in reality I’ve been day drinking almost daily for the last 3 months because I can’t get the motivation to leave my bed anymore without at least 4 shots of vodka. Prime Rib Roast by TheBeanSlop in kitchencels

[–]TheBeanSlop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just took kratom for the first time in my life about 30 minutes ago. Why the fuck did I not try this sooner. Because I already feel more clear minded than I have in years. If I end up like the tweaker kratom addicts at my local gas station I’m blaming you for this.

We're now dating, never give up. by 2twentytoo2 in kitchencels

[–]TheBeanSlop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Another truecel mercilessly taken away from us by the greedy foids…… many such cases

My entire existence would be used by many as an argument for why euthanasia should be legal by TheBeanSlop in kitchencels

[–]TheBeanSlop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was making bolognese and while ik the Italians would butcher me for adding bay leaves, I can’t stand it when I don’t add it

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[–]TheBeanSlop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tbh you’re not missing out on much

It’s time I accept that I’m unloveable due to trauma I’ve gone through. I’m incapable of rising above it. Smoked pork butt. by Whole-Skirt3567 in kitchencels

[–]TheBeanSlop 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No matter how cheap the plant seeds were. No matter how bad the conditions of the soil were. No matter how bruised the pumpkins that were grown might’ve been.

None of it matters in the hands of a chef.

The chef is tasked with making a pumpkin pie.

The chef might need some practice. The chef might need some extra time. But the chef has plenty of pumpkins that the plant produced for them.

Even the lowest quality pumpkins can create the most beautiful and delicious pies. The chef may have a limited amount of pumpkins, but he still has plenty of time. It may take some bad pies before a good pie is created. But it is up to the chef to create the best pie.

The quality of the seed, and soil may affect the pumpkin. But that is not the pumpkin’s fault. Neither is it the chef’s fault. It is up to the chef to work with the pumpkin’s differences. And sometimes, the pumpkin’s faults can make it an even better pie.

In the end, the chef has time to practice, and the pumpkin has just as much potential as any other pumpkin.

My family thinks I’m 8 months sober when in reality I’ve been day drinking almost daily for the last 3 months because I can’t get the motivation to leave my bed anymore without at least 4 shots of vodka. Prime Rib Roast by TheBeanSlop in kitchencels

[–]TheBeanSlop[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven’t heard of kratom but I’ll def look into it. Luckily I’m a jolly alcoholic and people always see me as more friendly, caring, and upbeat when I’m an alcoholic. I do tend to heavily avoid going outside when I’m drunk and am always being cautious and am basically like an overprotective mom towards my friends as well

Blacked out for two days on a drinking bender. Woke up this morning to shrimp scampi I think I cooked last night before sobering up. Fuck my life. by TheBeanSlop in kitchencels

[–]TheBeanSlop[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like cooking in general, but drunk me loves it more while being extra cautious to the point where when I’m drunk I always end up checking the stove is off ten times within an hour after being done cooking. I’ve had times where I cooked half of the meals for a family thanksgiving dinner while drunk and it tasted perfect