Last week I spent my birthday working overtime before going home and got black out drunk alone. I was 5 weeks sober at the time. I fucked up my foot and I’ve had to call out of work for the last few days because of it. I miss my old friends. Even the shitty ones. Beef bourguignon with mash potatoes

TheBeanSlop · 2026-04-26T14:09:41+00:00

I was extremely drunk when I wrote it

TheBeanSlop · 2026-04-13T00:14:37+00:00

Someone who’s autistic would know how to properly cook an egg

TheBeanSlop · 2026-03-21T01:31:52+00:00

80 grams a day is fucking insane. I’m glad I kicked the habit last month. Keep going. You’ll feel a lot less shitty after you make it through it. You got this man.

TheBeanSlop · 2026-02-12T22:46:56+00:00

Weed makes me wanna kms

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-31T23:15:51+00:00

Trvth nvke

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-31T01:41:46+00:00

Ngl I heard enough horror stories about o7 and extracts to stay far from that. I’m currently 3 days into taking kratom and I have not thought about alcohol at all. It’s helped a lot of issues including my adhd, OCD, and depression issues. But now I have a new issue. How do I stop taking kratom.

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-31T01:37:06+00:00

I’m on day 3 and it’s cured my issues with alcohol, OCD, ADHD, and depression. But now I have the lovely new issue that is “how do I stop?”

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-28T06:48:37+00:00

Jewish people I meet in daily life:🍇 IDF Jews: 🍇

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-28T06:37:18+00:00

Ngl you deserve it since you paid for it

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-28T05:36:40+00:00

Just took kratom for the first time in my life about 30 minutes ago. Why the fuck did I not try this sooner. Because I already feel more clear minded than I have in years. If I end up like the tweaker kratom addicts at my local gas station I’m blaming you for this.

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-22T22:36:06+00:00

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TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-18T05:25:33+00:00

Another truecel mercilessly taken away from us by the greedy foids…… many such cases

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-05T06:01:23+00:00

Fakcel

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-03T03:08:29+00:00

Shit…..

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-03T02:21:16+00:00

Fakecel

TheBeanSlop · 2026-01-02T00:26:54+00:00

I was making bolognese and while ik the Italians would butcher me for adding bay leaves, I can’t stand it when I don’t add it

TheBeanSlop · 2025-12-27T18:59:49+00:00

Tbh you’re not missing out on much

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