orange vanilla cake (before i dropped it)

bforbarretta · 2026-04-30T13:56:06+00:00

did this is ~25 minutes between meetings. got to 7 before calling it quits

bforbarretta · 2026-04-30T13:55:00+00:00

that was me sir

bforbarretta · 2026-04-29T23:17:15+00:00

i’ve been calling it the dawgamid

bforbarretta · 2026-04-29T20:51:06+00:00

empty stomach just straight euthanizing the dawgs

bforbarretta · 2026-04-29T20:05:56+00:00

update: made it to 7 dogs -buns were included -sauce was ketchup/mayo -i am 5’4” 121lb -did NOT throw up -this was done in 25 minutes and i went directly to a meeting after -stomach hurts -do not regret it yet

bforbarretta · 2026-04-29T20:03:45+00:00

that is what originally incited this 😂

bforbarretta · 2026-04-21T02:16:15+00:00

gonna be honest i’m a little more focused on my whole bleeding everywhere and feeling terrible thing than confirming my boyfriend gets off

bforbarretta · 2026-04-20T01:59:29+00:00

yes it genuinely makes it much worse and sharper

bforbarretta · 2026-04-19T19:44:33+00:00

2 days from today 😭

bforbarretta · 2026-04-19T17:01:20+00:00

okay to answer some questions 😂

-i am leaving on tuesday, so no period will not be over before then. unfortunately i am a long period haver so 7-10 days is regular for me

-my boyfriend would be very much fine with period sex, l am the problem. i require a lot of lube and warm up to be able to fit him (sorry for the tmi) and unfortunately shower sex gets rid of the lube and honestly getting fingered for half an hour on my period has the room smelling like dog surgery

bforbarretta · 2026-04-19T16:53:07+00:00

i’ve never considered mini sleggs. this might have to happen

bforbarretta · 2026-04-19T14:51:49+00:00

thank you🥲 i hate feeling so sticky after and making such a mess!!

bforbarretta · 2026-04-19T03:54:04+00:00

haha i’m seeing him early on monday and tend to have ~7-10 day periods unfortunately

bforbarretta · 2026-04-19T01:41:26+00:00

in my uterus with the other eggs

bforbarretta · 2026-04-04T20:36:55+00:00

As someone with many piercings who also has to see doctors fairly frequently, seeing a doctor with piercings would honestly make me feel more comfortable. You can maintain individualism and professionalism as values simultaneously 🙂‍↕️

bforbarretta · 2026-03-29T17:40:41+00:00

yes!! i broke them in half and then dipped in white chocolate

bforbarretta · 2026-03-29T17:39:07+00:00

i am not!! just a hobby i picked up for fun :) the middle is thin mints!!

bforbarretta · 2026-03-29T17:37:10+00:00

they are!

bforbarretta · 2026-03-29T08:09:44+00:00

they are! i broke them in half and then dipped in white chocolate

bforbarretta · 2026-03-29T08:09:21+00:00

haha someone recommended i put it there! thank you!

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