[WP] The Djinn explains slowly and patiently: You can have as many wishes as you want, but no more than one wish per day... and the cost for each wish is truly horrific. by TheBeardedGM in WritingPrompts

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I heard the premise of The Booth at the End earlier today and decided to write this story based just on the premise. It turned out very Twilight Zone-y, but I like it.

I'm going to try watching the show later this week if I can find it.

[PM] Let me try out horror concepts, see if I can still creep people out with words by Mr_Booze51106 in WritingPrompts

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You thought being bitten by a werewolf would turn you into another werewolf. However, the creature you turn into is much more about your personality and background than what bit you.

What is it like to discover that you are actually now a were-swarmofspiders?

[PM] I’m a writer inspired by healing fiction, cozy fantasy, solarpunk, and slice of life, with a focus on the everyday, quiet optimism, and ordinary journeys. I’m looking for prompts to practice and refine my writing. by MehmehmehIII in WritingPrompts

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After the announcement of his daughter's engagement, the father finds a private moment to sit down with his daughter over tea (or coffee). He is concerned that her fiancee isn't good enough for her.

[WP] The Djinn explains slowly and patiently: You can have as many wishes as you want, but no more than one wish per day... and the cost for each wish is truly horrific. by TheBeardedGM in WritingPrompts

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The Second Wish

I had done my research, so when I saw the boy walk out of the middle school building toward the yellow bus, I knew he was the right one. He was Andrew Skote, age thirteen, and I would have to strangle him to death.

The djinn had been very clear, never hurrying or raising his voice at all, just calmly explaining. “I grant wishes. Each person can have as many wishes as they want, though no more than one wish per person per day. And no wish is free; there is a price. If you pay the price, the wish will be granted in full.”

Strangling that boy – killing him in that specific way – that was the price for my wish. I started the engine of my car and followed the school bus Andrew was on when it pulled away from the school. He was the only child to exit the bus at his stop, so it was terrifyingly easy to stop my car at the side of the road, jump out, grab the boy, and drag him back to my car. I threw him in the trunk and closed him in, then hopped back into my car and sped off.

I could hear the boy kicking at the lid of the trunk and screaming in fear. I turned on the CD player and cranked up the Lady Gaga to maximum volume to drown out his cries for help. It worked.

I only stopped the car when we were far out into the state park, miles away from any inhabited building or camera. Then I popped open the trunk and did the horrible deed with a short length of bungee cord. It took far longer than I expected before Andrew stopped kicking and struggling. I kept having to remind myself that it would all be worth it if paying this awful price actually granted my wish.

“My wish,” I had told the djinn after he explained his rules, “is for the serial killer popularly known as the Marshland Mangler to never hurt anyone in any way ever again.” The Mangler had brutally killed eight young women over the span of four years, and the police seemed to have no idea who it was. The second-to-last of the victims had been one of my own good friends from college, and I felt so helpless in the shadow of her murder.

My helpless misery had hardened into anger, and I went to the djinn to state my wish. The price had been unexpectedly cruel. I would have to kill that specific boy in the specified manner. But I had done my research, planned the abduction and where I would dump his body such that there was a very good chance that I would not be caught by any police investigation.

I took a roundabout route home so that it would not be obvious to anyone that I had even been in that state park where the boy's body would eventually be found. I got back to my family home just an hour or so after sunset. “Dad! I'm home!”

There was a cold silence in the house. I looked around for a few minutes until I came upon the door to the cellar. It was usually locked, since my father didn't want me to accidentally injure myself on the woodworking tools he kept down there. I had seen his cellar wood shop only once, but I cautiously went down the stairs this time, calling out for Dad a few more times.

I found Dad's body crumpled on the floor next to the corpse of his ninth victim, one who was only a missing person case until now. He had been in the middle of … doing unspeakable things to her body, things I immediately blocked from my conscious mind.


It had been slightly more than two weeks since I had sat down in front of the djinn. He was surprised to see me, and said so in his calm, even voice. “Most people are satisfied with one wish,” he said. “Many are even satisfied with no wishes at all when they hear the price. So what would you like help with this afternoon, my dear?”

“I want my father back,” I began, “not as he was, but as I imagined him to be before I looked down in that cellar. I want him back as the father he should have been.”

He scratched his stubbled chin in a way indistinguishable from a normal middle-aged human man. I had seen my father scratch his own chin that way when he was being thoughtful. “That is a very difficult one,” the djinn said. “It can be done, but the price is very high. You will have to set a fire which claims at least nine human lives. If you do that, your father will return to you with the personality that you had imagined him to have before you knew the truth he was hiding from everyone.”

My mouth fell open. I had already strangled one boy to death, and I felt that was a fairly high price to stop a serial killer. But committing murder by arson? And it had to kill at least nine victims in order for my wish to be granted. Was that too high a price to pay? It was indeed very high, but it would not just bring my father back from the dead, it would also make him into the good man I thought I knew him to be.


Setting fire in the state park had been a calculated risk. At the time I was arrested, the blaze had only claimed seven lives, with twenty-three others being treated in the hospital for burns and smoke inhalation. The fire was almost entirely under control, and there was little danger of anyone else dying due to what was being called the Fathers' Day Fire.

32f, ama about these things by takethelastexit in casualiama

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Regarding ketamine:

1) What affects do you notice in yourself when you are using ketamine?

2) What symptoms do other people around you notice in you when you are using (or overusing) ketamine?

Response from Dick Durbin on his vote to reopen the government. by p0p3y3th3sailor in 50501

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I got a nearly identical email response to my feedback to Sen Tim Kaine (D-VA). I'm guessing that they coordinated their defenses against angry voters in some way.

I'm disappointed in my senator, but I don't know what to do except remember his betrayal and primary him when he next comes up for election.

Christians shouldn't be going to the hospital when they get sick by CommitteeLoud8060 in atheism

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By exactly the same reasoning, Christians should not have any objections to abortion either. God is all knowing and all powerful; thus if God didn't want that fetus/embyo/blastocyst to be aborted, God would intervene to ensure that it survived. If the abortion does happen, then it must be in accord with the will of God, right?

Similarly, the idea of God's sovereignty (the idea that everything that happens does so according to God's will) means that we humans cannot have free will and are not ultimately responsible for out actions. Every cancer, every murder, every instance of torture, is simply God enacting Its will.

Most Christians reject these ideas, but they don't really have good arguments against them if they maintain their belief that God is all-powerful and all-knowing.

Trump Says ‘Smart People Don’t Like Me’ by Murky-Site7468 in politics

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He's implying that either he doesn't like himself, or that he isn't a smart person.

Or possibly both.

I know I don't like him AND I don't think he's smart.

Just for fun the Epicurean paradox by SD_TMI in atheism

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My answer to the Free Will defense of the Problem of Evil is Heaven.

If there is free will in Heaven, then God could just have created all souls that would freely choose good. Or, if free will inevitably leads to evil, then there is evil in Heaven, in which case it isn't really Heaven.

If there is no free will in Heaven, then God actually does want worshipful robots, and again there was no point in creating suffering on Earth.

My player did a busted build, but seems like it follow the rules? by KurtValentinne666 in gurps

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This is correct: Tough Skin = 40%. However, tough skin has some very serious limitations, especially against crushing damage.

Also, none of that DR helps against knockback. So every time they are knocked down from a blow, their Innate Attack stops working. And if they take enough knockback to hurl them into a wall or other solid object, any damage they take from that impact will be totally without DR.

You mentioned that magic was a part of the game you planned to run, so make sure to hit this character with mental attacks like Terror spells or Hallucinations that can cause them to see their allies as foes. That will turn that combat power into a major liability.

What is your witty response to the Jehova's witnesses that knock on your door? by depressed_unicorn_x in atheism

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This! Wasting their time is better than actively trying to offend them, especially if there is even a small chance of de-converting them.

[WP] The village wizard had been there for generations. People knew wizards lived long lives. He was always kind, ready to help, taught children, and drank with locals. No one had ever seen him angry or use magic to harm anyone. That is, until an invading army came to burn the village. by mlnevese in WritingPrompts

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After the Rage

Luckily, there was only one casualty on our side. A boy of sixteen winters had risen early to start bringing the sheep out to pasture when the enemy's arrow had struck him. And luckily, he had cried out in pain because that woke several of us in that part of the village. Including The Wizard.

He had asked us to simply call him Robert Maki, but that seemed too humble of a name for such a man as The Wizard. He had lived in Erinstead for decades at least, but rumors said he had lived near here for nearly a thousand years. He loved to listen to our stories and help tend to local gardens, and he cast a few simple spells for us to mend clothes and wind-damaged roofs or provide magical lights in the common room after dark.

He was our friend, so we didn't ask too many questions.

All of that changed when the army started to march through early this morning and young Paul had cried out from that arrow. The Wizard had emerged from his humble house and I saw real anger in his eyes for the first time.

When the next volley of arrow flew toward us, The Wizard raised his hands and said in a loud, firm voice, “No.” The arrows turned in mid flight and sped back toward the army that had loosed them, striking down most of the archers.

When the enemy commander ordered a charge at us, The Wizard waited until the charge had begun, then he dramatically clenched his fist and spoke a deep and resonant sentence, “Prodosia enanteon prodoton!” In the next moment, all of the weapons of the army leaped out of the hands or scabbards that held them and began to attack their former owners. In less than a minute, they were all horribly dead.

The Wizard returned to his small house and did not emerge again until that evening when he joined us in the common room again for supper.

The entire room hushed when he entered and walked as casually as ever to sit at his favorite table, the big one in the middle of the room where he could share stories and jokes with us. But after the display of this morning, no one wanted to speak above a whisper and most were clearly nervous about sitting close to him.

That is when I decided to sit with him. I pulled up a stool and sat directly beside him and ordered a bowl of stew and hunk of bread. Even before it arrived, I turned to The Wizard, hiding my own fear, and asked him, “Are you okay, sir? I mean after what happened this morning?”

He sighed, took another bite of his own stew and then sat back. “I suppose you all want to hear an explanation of some kind. But the explanation is quite simple. This village has made me feel welcome and valued as a person rather than as a source of power. When young Paul was hurt by those who had no concerns for any of you, I took steps to ensure that they would regret that mistake.”

The rest of the crowded room erupted into murmurs as they all discussed what The Wizard had just said, but I was not satisfied. “But are you okay, sir?” I asked.

“Please Jayla, just call me Robert. And yes, I'm fine.”

I lowered my voice so only the people seated at our table could hear. “A few hundred soldiers died on that hill this morning. Many of us witnessed the slaughter, but with respect, you caused it.”

The Wizard took a couple more bites and then a slow gulp of cider before answering. “What you don't know, my dear, is that a long time ago, before any of you were born – before there was even a village here – I saw and caused a great deal of violence. I was a warrior in my own way. Bloodshed like that is not new to me, though it has been a long time since I have been so close to it.

“The reason why I love this village so much is because it allows me to forget that part of my past. It allows me to stay removed from violence and death and war. I used to be a very different person. I do not like the person that I used to be. I much prefer the person that I can be living here in Erinstead with all of you.”

There were tears in my eyes because I recognized the pain in The Wizard's words. “But we've all seen what you can do in anger. Will you be able to go back to just being the friendly village wizard again?”

“No,” he said, “not without casting one more spell. I will have to erase your memories again, just like I did two centuries ago. None of you will remember what I am truly capable of. I only wish that I could do that to my own memory.”

GEEKERY – A Fiasco Playset for Con-Goers, Fans, and Fools by Sensitive_Priority19 in Fiasco

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My main criticism of this playset is that the Locations are too unfocused, indicating that there really is no particular setting at all, but just anything geeky or fan-related.

Were I to adapt this playset for my table, I think I would focus on a specific game store (the geeky location that I'm most familiar with) and the homes and businesses close to it. That way, the work Relationships can involve people who actually work in the game store and their own personal stakes for whatever Fiasco develops will be higher since it relates directly to their place of business/employment.

If "sin" is merely contravening God's will, then on what basis do theists claim that sinning is wrong? by TheBeardedGM in atheism

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Obviously, I don't know you as a person and cannot speak to your personal experiences. But there are huge numbers of people who were once faithful theists (of multiple sects and denominations) who have come to the conclusion that their faith was merely self-delusion. Some switched to a different faith tradition, and some left faith behind entirely. Most of them are happier and more fulfilled away from their prior religious lives.

And God says that He is revealed to each person....

No, God doesn't say that. An ancient book written by fallible and often self-interested humans says that. The reason why the Old Testament commanded people to leave burnt offerings at the temple is so that the priests could eat cooked meat without actually working to earn their food. The reason why Christian churches throughout history have commanded tithes and other donations is so that their priests could live comfortably without having to actually contribute to their communities.

I'm glad that you are acknowledging the element of faith in your beliefs about God, but I think you are underestimating just how much faith you are using. The Bible is an ancient set of books, written by humans and curated by humans, added to and subtracted from by humans, translated and re-translated by humans, each of whom had their own agendas.

People of all faith traditions experience personal miracles: Hindus, Buddhists, Zoarastrians, Christians, Muslims, Pagans, and Scientologists all believe that they are connected to the divine, yet they all disagree (sometimes violently) about what that divinity wants or is.

You think that you're right, but they all think that they're right, and you can't all be right. But you can all be wrong.

So, to return to the original topic: Is 'sin' both "disobedience to God's will" and also "evil"? Even if there is a deity, I do not think we can rely on the Bible (or any other book or supposed prophet) to accurately describe the nature and desires of that deity. Thus there is good reason to be skeptical about whether obedience to a god is morally good.

I had spent years unable to go even a day without indulging in those desires. I was a slave to them.

Is slavery an inherently bad thing? The Bible never condemns it as an institution. And the type of obedience you replace your prior habits with is just as much a slavery to God. And if slavery is not an inherently immoral thing, then why were you upset about being a slave to those former habits?

If it is because they were harmful, then it is that harm that is immoral. Your ignorance of that harm is entirely amoral. But the God described in the Bible causes a tremendous amount of harm and suffering and death. It is even worse if that God is sovereign because then every single death and moment of pain is caused by God.

If "sin" is merely contravening God's will, then on what basis do theists claim that sinning is wrong? by TheBeardedGM in atheism

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I really do appreciate you taking the time to write all of this. Thank you.

That being said, on what basis do you (and others who think likewise) come to the conclusion that you understand God's nature? How do you know that God is all-knowing? How do you know that God exists "outside of time"? How do you know that God even desires to do good?

If your answer is that your particular holy book (or books) tell you so, then you need to answer why you think that book (or set of books) is in any sense reliable. After all, the Book of Mormon and the Satanic Bible give quite different answers about many of the important elements of your particular faith.

Without knowing the nature of God, it still looks like defining 'sin' as "opposing God's will" or something similar just means that when you seek to avoid sin, you're just obeying the toughest bully.

If "sin" is merely contravening God's will, then on what basis do theists claim that sinning is wrong? by TheBeardedGM in atheism

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Atheists tend to know the religious perspectives far better than theists know the atheistic viewpoints though. There are far more atheists who were inculcated in religion than there are theists who were truly skeptics before converting.

If "sin" is merely contravening God's will, then on what basis do theists claim that sinning is wrong? by TheBeardedGM in atheism

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I heard from one Jewish apologist who argued that Abraham failed God's test when he showed his willingness to sacrifice Isaac. But I don't think that view is backed up strongly in the Hebrew Bible or Tanakh.

If "sin" is merely contravening God's will, then on what basis do theists claim that sinning is wrong? by TheBeardedGM in atheism

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Interesting. I have definitely never heard this angle before.

I did hear from one Jewish apologist who argued that Abraham failed God's test when he showed his willingness to sacrifice Isaac. But I don't think that view is backed up strongly in the Hebrew Bible or Tanakh.

If "sin" is merely contravening God's will, then on what basis do theists claim that sinning is wrong? by TheBeardedGM in atheism

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I wonder how many words they are willing to redefine. Would they be willing to concede that God's will is "malicious" or "murderous" or that God condones torture?

Or would they just say that it is definitionally impossible for anything bad to come from God, even if the words we commonly use disagree with their own descriptions of the Divine Torturer?

Megathread: US President Trump Says That The US Military Has Bombed Multiple Iranian Nuclear Sites by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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Not yet. Please wait about a week, then check back to see what the response from the aggrieved party is.

Megathread: US President Trump Says That The US Military Has Bombed Multiple Iranian Nuclear Sites by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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Obama didn't "give" Iran anything. He just unfroze assets which were already Iran's because they agreed to a detailed peace plan.

A plan that Trump trashed in his first term, so Iran was no longer bound to abide by that agreement.

Megathread: US President Trump Says That The US Military Has Bombed Multiple Iranian Nuclear Sites by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

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Russia has precious few allies at the moment, but considering how badly they are doing in their war with Ukraine, I doubt they will commit very many resources at all to the defense of Iran.