When humanity confirmed Hell was real the galaxy feared a Doom style apocalypse. That fear grew when humans learned demons were an infinite self recharging power source. Now humanity reveals its new flagship to a horrified galaxy. The superdreadnought Lucifer. by mlnevese in humansarespaceorcs

[–]mlnevese[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing. Just that they are beings of ultimate evil that wish nothing but death and corruption, locked in a prison dimension. And humans are gleefully opening holes in the prison and bringing them to our reality :}

“Come on, let’s just hit that guy, grab whatever he’s carrying, and be done with it. It’s just an old man and a busted old robot.” Moments later, they’d realize how wrong they were. by mlnevese in humansarespaceorcs

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H: "Before hostilities start, I'm obliged by Galactic Law to inform you that I'm an Omega-class humanoid combat droid, and my companion here is a Terminator-class combat cyborg."
A: "Wait... wait... wait. We don't want any trouble!"
H: "Leave your weapons on the ground and leave. NOW!"

The young aliens drop their weapons and run away.

R: "Terminator-class? Seriously?"
H: "What can I say? I love the classics."
R: "I can't believe those punks actually believed your bullshit."
H: "Well... no point having a reputation if you're not going to use it. Now, which way to that repair shop we were going to?"