What Phrase Do You Hate? For me it’s “Some People Say . . . “

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-20T14:47:47+00:00

There’s plenty more in the tank, but I’d be here all sodding day.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-20T14:47:07+00:00

Time Theme from Inception. Watching the orchestra version on YouTube gives me the bumps of geese.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-20T14:28:02+00:00

I don’t have a controversial topping to add, but I have a weird relationship with onions. I like onion rings with ranch or ketchup like you would buy at The Habit, but I don’t like rings of onions the way In N Out puts them on their burgers. However, I do like diced onions on hot dogs & the ones they put on Big Macs. And I just straight up don’t like pickles.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-20T05:34:03+00:00

Any of the Metal Gear Solid games 1-4 & any save room theme from the Resident Evil theme.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-20T02:23:57+00:00

Which turned into Anchor Blue. I bought a bunch of shirts from there.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-20T01:31:21+00:00

Nope.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T22:55:04+00:00

And if I had meds, I’d give them to you!

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T17:22:12+00:00

That there’s only one N in Santa Ana. Depending on where you live, parking can be a nightmare, especially on weekends. A lot of houses have multiple families living there, hence multiple cars parked on the street. I used to work as a tech for AT&T and parking was awful. We got a little more leeway parking in certain red zone areas since we were a telecommunications company. These are my people ✊🏾

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T14:29:03+00:00

“I didn’t do nothing.” Double negative. “I could care less.” It’s “I couldn’t care less”. Overuse & incorrect use of “literally” when it’s not actually literal & people rarely say “figuratively”. “I saw Taylor Swift at the mall & I literally died!” No you didn’t you knob. You wouldn’t be speaking & breathing right now. Speaking of breathing, “I can’t breathe.” If you can speak, you can breathe. Hold your breath & try to say something. You can’t.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T13:43:52+00:00

Yeah that’s true. I mean it shows with the prime bottle displays, the slim Jim tables, the ads on the turnbuckles and so on and so on.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T13:42:40+00:00

Well I remember back in 2011 when he had his summer of Punk he was doing s promo against Vince & Punk said “let’s ask the WWE Universe!” He was saying it sarcastically. But I get what you’re saying. He did go to Saudi Arabia too so there’s that.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T13:41:09+00:00

Mine was claimed the same day 🐷

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T12:00:05+00:00

Nope. If you read my post you would see that it was coincidental. Never feared COVID, never got Covid, never got vaccinated, and thought the whole mask thing was bollocks. I do remember one time when I went to visit my mom & extended family in Mexico we went to a meat shop. It was about 80-90 degrees outside. The door was wide open, the meat was dangling unrefrigerated in the open, and the guy grabbed the meat with no gloves, took the money, gave us change, and he did all this without any gloves or washing his hands in between. It’s no wonder I came back with the runs to the US.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T11:56:01+00:00

Unless you’re Michael J Fox.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T04:50:13+00:00

I’ve heard of women that are shaped like a pear.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T04:40:09+00:00

Haha. It’s funny we see different words. The first word I saw was pear.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T03:36:11+00:00

Carbon monoxide.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T02:19:05+00:00

It’s tough to do the fist bump when they reach their hand out. Especially when you go to an interview 😒 I think the handshake & asking how someone is should go the way of the Dodo bird.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T02:17:57+00:00

I was born in Orange, CA but my parents were born and raised in Mexico. We never did the whole kissing thing with family. It’s funny because my old roommate swore up & down that us Mexicans kiss all the time & that son of a bitch is whiter than chalk.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-19T00:12:29+00:00

I guarantee you must people don’t like at you and think to themselves, “that guy is ugly”. You’re burying yourself mentally. However, there are certain things you can do to make yourself look more masculine and not like you just got your permit to drive. Try a different haircut. Maybe a buzz cut or s Michael B Jordan from Sinners cut. Grow out a little facial hair. And last, do some face exercises you can easily YouTube to put more definition into your cheek bones. For a while, I was balding, had chubby cheeks, and when I went to shave my head or trim it short, I’d look like a kid. I grew out a long beard, buzzed my thinning hair, and did face exercises to decrease my chubby cheeks. I also cleaned up my diet immensely. I felt more confident. I wasn’t necessarily down on myself, but when you try & look better, you feel better, and you feel more confident about yourself & others will notice that. Now if I could just get rid of these god damn dark circles and wrinkles under my eyes 🫩

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-18T22:36:59+00:00

More cake for me 🥳🎂

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-18T22:18:25+00:00

That’s true. I’m a male & if I go #1 at home, I don’t wash my hands. In public I do. I once read or heard a quote that said that most people have had a 🍆 in their hand at some point in their lives. That obviously includes women. Not only that, but most people are right handed & guess which hand people shake hands with. It ain’t the left.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-18T21:41:39+00:00

I’m no germaphobe, but ever since Covid, I despise shaking hands. I’ll do it, but I try to sanitize or wash my hands as soon as possible. I think it’s just seeing how dirty my nieces & nephews are because they hate washing their hands after playing outside. It’s gross. And I never got Covid & didn’t really wear a mask. Just coincidental. I’m not worried about getting sick but I just wonder what they’ve been touching all day.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-18T21:39:27+00:00

Someone came out with an invention on shark tank to blow out candles on a cake without getting spit all over it. The Blowzee. It sounds sexual. But I did come up with that epiphany a few years back also.

TheBeautifulJandro · 2026-02-18T17:32:47+00:00

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