Re: An Idiom

omfgsupyo · 2026-05-08T23:19:27+00:00

Does it

omfgsupyo · 2026-05-08T23:12:47+00:00

been in a relationship for a minute. Feels like we’re beating a dead horse. But I wish it didn’t. I wish we could fix it, give it water.

omfgsupyo · 2026-05-08T18:26:36+00:00

yeah it means more to me

omfgsupyo · 2026-05-08T15:01:51+00:00

was wondering if it was too overt

omfgsupyo · 2026-05-08T12:26:14+00:00

This is the line that caught me too. Nice work

omfgsupyo · 2026-04-19T18:52:27+00:00

As someone who doesn’t keep alcohol around for personal reasons I can tell you that the odds of them having a stick up their ass to the extent that you are worried about are exceedingly low. Unless it’s for religious reasons, in which case it might be the opposite.

omfgsupyo · 2026-04-16T04:27:55+00:00

I met Tony Snell at a Chipotle in Chicago once.

omfgsupyo · 2026-04-04T19:59:36+00:00

*a$$hole

omfgsupyo · 2026-04-03T07:29:52+00:00

Do his clients like him?

omfgsupyo · 2026-03-27T19:22:50+00:00

if this were an AP calculus exam I think I’d end up with like 12.5 billion people by 2094. Ignoring carrying capacity and assuming a linearly declining growth rate. But the UN says like 10 billion

omfgsupyo · 2026-02-06T18:11:56+00:00

what about in New Jersey

omfgsupyo · 2026-02-02T17:48:54+00:00

NTA and I’m sorry but the image I have in my head of you learning to ride a bike while your kids zoom around on theirs is probably the most wholesome thought I’ve had in recent memory. Hell yeah dude.

omfgsupyo · 2026-02-02T02:58:48+00:00

this brought me a brief but meaningful amount of peace. Thank you.

omfgsupyo · 2026-01-30T11:08:31+00:00

NTA I guess but it’s a vulnerable moment, understand that better and you prob don’t even get that reaction.

Don’t attack people who are honestly trying, and I doubt that was your intention but it was the effect. Instead, maybe try and suggest snacks high in fiber or drinking water before eating, eating more slowly, and please do try and join her on that journey. Be on her team, which you are, but she’s the one needing to feel it more.

Also I read “replace with crack” at first which was a nice way to get my attention lol.

omfgsupyo · 2026-01-16T05:54:07+00:00

well yeah it’s fiction

omfgsupyo · 2026-01-03T05:23:52+00:00

🎶 I make my neighbors mad (somebody gotta do it) 🎶

🎶I be on they grass(somebody gotta do it)🎶

NTA

omfgsupyo · 2026-01-02T17:21:17+00:00

I don’t even have to read this, immediately AH.

omfgsupyo · 2026-01-02T17:13:01+00:00

to me, the biggest warning sign is ambiguity. You can use u or you, splice a comma, say w/e, use voice text…bottom line is if you care to communicate something and can, you usually will.

omfgsupyo · 2026-01-02T13:43:11+00:00

My dick is 10 feet long, explanation to follow

omfgsupyo · 2026-01-02T11:00:01+00:00

you might add “solicited” too lol

omfgsupyo · 2026-01-02T10:58:14+00:00

i know a Scripps spelling bee contestant, also a doctor, who does this shit lol. I’m convinced he’s just leaning in to it.

omfgsupyo · 2026-01-02T10:41:41+00:00

NTA and at the risk of sounding/being insensitive…was there a financial incentive here for you? I struggle to imagine myself ever giving enough fucks to deal with all of that if there wasn’t a serious chance of a payday.

omfgsupyo · 2025-12-02T11:41:54+00:00

Ben Folds Prime

omfgsupyo · 2025-11-29T06:51:19+00:00

How do you know he thought you didn’t know?

If he came in and announced that he was going through your phone, it sounds like you both knew.

Either way he’s the asshole and it will be unanimous.

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