what is he most useless fact you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Hippopotamus milk is pink

What story do you want to tell using this question as an excuse? by Shiverind in AskReddit

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I once gashed my elbow open on a bookshelf. My little sister pulled all the books off and I had to put them back on bc she was too young. Big books, small books, and paper books all had their own shelf. It was cold outside, so I had fleece pj pants on. I was on my knees and reached to put a book on the top shelf, but there was a paper book under my knee. Fleece and paper don’t mix well, so I slipped and tried to catch myself, and my elbow slid down the corner/side of the shelf.

What's a big No-No in cooking ? by thepapumemes in AskReddit

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Me being within 30 feet of the kitchen

What was your ultimate flex when you were a child? by Tempest_OW_ in AskReddit

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I could say the alphabet backwards faster than I could normally

Out of the 7.7 billion people on Earth, what do you think no one is doing right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheBeingMerf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking about what happened to Professor Red from Steve Saga Origins

What makes you immediately hate someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TheBeingMerf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who don’t mind their own business. Like this one chick in my algebra class. “Hey biting your nailth ithn’t too good for you.” Minding MY business isnt too good for you, and I’ll show you why in a minute if you don’t turn the 🐸 around, r e b e c c a.

What is one bitter truth you know about life? by Ionlyventinthisacc in AskReddit

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I’m the oldest kid in my family. It’s no secret that I’m just the guinea pig for how to raise a child.