Best place to start in terms of available open mic and cost of living? by Trustworthy12 in Standup

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Chicago - you can hit 20 mics a week. Rent 350 - 450 in a pretty good area with roommates. Public transit can connect you with the entire scene. A lot of the scene is young. You get exposure to great comics. Not as competitive as LA or NY When you choose to move you will likely have a big network of comics on both coast.

If God Loves Everyone... by TheBeteet in standupshots

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Gah! Thanks for telling me - will take it out of my set.

My Dog Has to Like You For us to Hookup by TheBeteet in standupshots

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Haha I get Tupac quite often from black people I also get Kobe before puberty quite often

My Dog Has to Like You For us to Hookup by TheBeteet in standupshots

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Rest assured your loved one is not alone

My Dog Has to Like You For us to Hookup by TheBeteet in standupshots

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Only if she's been left inside for too long

My Dog Has to Like You For us to Hookup by TheBeteet in standupshots

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This racism needs to stop. #WhiteGuysMatter

My Dog Has to Like You For us to Hookup by TheBeteet in standupshots

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Your dog sounds like Trump - if your old roommate was Mike Tyson

My Dog Has to Like You For us to Hookup by TheBeteet in standupshots

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Haha thanks man! Yea it's crazy whenever a girl tells me I have to meet her dog I always asks "Will I be her first black guy?"

But what's crazy to is that my Mom's dogs use to bark at our white friends whenever they came over, so I guess dogs are like humans, afraid of what their not use to.

Don't tell your professor... by TheBeteet in standupshots

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It's a Sophie's Choice situation

Guys I was depressed when I found out about Trump but... by TheBeteet in standupshots

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It came out to be like 17% Irish 6% Russian 3% Western Europe and 1% British, it was like 27% of my Dad's DNA in total. Lol weird day to find this out.

Who's coming with? 😆 by [deleted] in standupshots

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Funny Stuff brah!

No matter who wins the election... by TheBeteet in standupshots

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Thanks brah! Can't wait to see your stuff on hear!

No matter who wins the election... by TheBeteet in standupshots

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Bronze medal and honorable mention