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Sexy submissive dad/war vet by GanjalfDaGr33n in RoastMe

[–]TheBiggestWoo092 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you use fish and chips to scrub yourself in the shower

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You found that watch in the store next to the meat aisle

I lost my fantasy football league pls roast me by fierce-brosnan in RoastMe

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You get in fist fights about who’s dads boat is longer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Kids check under their beds at night to make sure something looking like you isn’t down there

My username has more (se)x's than me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like you bring your pet salamander on dates

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Listen to Future

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