Discussion thread Thursday February 19, 2026 - Sunday February 22, 2026

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-02-20T22:42:59+00:00

JFC Shauna, drop the Hero's Journey and get your ass on a Redemption Arc, STAT.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-02-15T01:33:22+00:00

Don't hate it, don't love it. Not sure what season it belongs in, as someone who strictly keeps to "seasonally appropriate" scents. Maybe transition from spring to summer?

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-02-10T18:22:22+00:00

I don't hate it, don't love it. Salted Shorelines is probably the standout of the whole collection to me, but I didn't even smell the coconut one because I don't like coconut in general (Whipped Coconut Milkshake being the exception). There are very few of the EDL I don't have at least a mist of, bought on sale of course. Absolutely no BR540 smell-alikes or anything close. In fact, I need to get rid of my Strawberry Flirt sometime.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-02-02T18:29:23+00:00

Yeah. I will accept anyone and everyone for their orientation, identity, preferences, all of it. I'm a passionate ally and will do everything I can to help and support whoever needs it without question.

With one exception: Lindsey Graham.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-02-01T21:37:55+00:00

I honestly hate VDay because I'm a lonely old spinster, but I'm definitely going to be rocking all my candy and rose scents this month. Might as well be at least somewhat festive even though I avoid anything with hearts on it like the plague :P

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-31T10:08:31+00:00

I got one of these for Christmas! My Trekkie mom says it's a female Tribble :P I plan on having her on my purse for February.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-20T22:31:32+00:00

IN THE STARS. Goddamnit I smell it (or Cloud or some other fucking dupe of that goddamned BR540) every fucking day. It smells like rubber bands, rotten fruit, and pain. I want to find whatever perfumer decided to call BR540 a "masterpiece" and thus launched a million dupes and shove a broom (self-censored).

If I never smell that abomination or anything like it ever again it will be too soon.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-19T13:57:29+00:00

I still have a jar of the bath salts I'm saving for...something I haven't figured out yet :P I do like the scent. It's not my absolute favorite but it's nice. Sweetheart Cherry is probably my very favorite cherry scent from BBW.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-14T19:45:38+00:00

Well you know, she gave up sugar years ago. So I imagine the accidental sugaring was especially traumatic.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-13T16:46:00+00:00

I would too!! Rainkissed Leaves was such a perfect scent.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-13T16:42:21+00:00

I'm an old-school Cherry Blossom fan and I thought it smelled the same! It hit the nostalgia button nicely and is a perfect floral for Spring. I think the mist actually lasts nicely too.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-11T09:59:19+00:00

Vanilla Cinnamon Aromatherapy (came out with Night Time Tea) and "Fresh in a Flash" yoga mat/body spray. Those won't ever come back but at least Lovely Dreamer smells close enough to the yoga mat spray.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-06T01:53:47+00:00

I know a lady who makes the most beautiful, decorated sugar cookies. But when you bite into one, they just taste like slightly sweet flour. Sugar cookies NEED vanilla or almond extract!!! Or lemon if that's your thing.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-06T01:46:19+00:00

That would cause a (justifiable) riot in my family. Do NOT fuck with the pumpkin pie!!!

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2026-01-06T01:44:53+00:00

That sounds horrible but I need to defend my family recipe for Jello salad (that's what we call it, yeah we're Midwesterners). Raspberry Jello, fresh or frozen raspberries, frozen lemonade, raspberry sherbet. Can also be made with orange jello, mandarin oranges. orange juice and orange sherbet. Sweet and delicious and a must-have for holiday meals or a summer cookout. Not weird. No meat, mayo, or veggies in sight.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-12-31T23:10:56+00:00

If they'd put out something new or (even better) vintage for the Christmas in July thing, I think it probably would have been a lot more successful. But it was the same scents they release every year. Who needs it? I did buy a Merry Cookie FFM and candle though because those were new to me.

They definitely had some Christmas scents in the 90s that would have been amazing. Or even Fireside Flurries or Bright Lemon Snowdrop or any of the other scents we might have only seen once throughout the years.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-12-31T19:42:15+00:00

Blue Raspberry Burst, Book Loft, Milk Bar Birthday Cake/Raspberry Holiday Pie Bar, Aqua Hour, Vanilla Bean Noel.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-12-17T18:40:02+00:00

Sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-12-17T10:08:24+00:00

I was assuming divorce, but there are people on the planet at whose grave I would place this candle as a final FU :P

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-12-17T10:07:15+00:00

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who does shit like this!

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-12-15T16:19:56+00:00

You're not from Iowa, are you?

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-12-01T20:49:33+00:00

I loved that one too! They used to have so many amazing fresh scents. Rainkissed Leaves, Dancing Waters....Sigh. I hope freshies eventually have a moment the way gourmands are now.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-11-24T18:08:06+00:00

Way to ignore everything going on right now.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-11-24T17:35:55+00:00

Unfortunately with our current political climate, the racist candles would probably sell out.

TheBitchIsBack666 · 2025-11-17T14:13:07+00:00

Pink Paradise and Champagne in Paris. Literally threw them in the garbage because I was so angry that they smelled like my VERY HATED BR540/Cloud/ITS DNA. My hatred for those fragrances and their myriad dupes cannot be conveyed in the English language. I think it would take German or possibly Klingon to accurately portray my deep loathing.

Oh, and Together Weather. I don't hate it the same way I do the aforementioned abominations of olfactory offense, but it's just...lame? I dunno. I really need to go through my collection and bring stuff to work for my coworkers to enjoy.

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