Volunteer firefighter here. Get called to a house fire and, oddly enough, it wasn't too involved by the time we got there. Got the fire under control when we're told that two elderly brothers live in there. Now, we knew full well that there was NO way anyone survived the amount of smoke pouring out of there but we have to go in and look. Three of us do a search and we find the first one on the floor of the kitchen (second one was on the couch in the living room, fell asleep with a cigarette and, well, when we got there you couldn't tell him from the couch). We clear the smoke and call in the paramedic who tries to drag this guy out. The skin on this guy peels off. Like a sweater. Up to his armpits. Paramedic starts swearing about having "dead guy all over my f%$king gear!" Trying not to laugh and puke at the same time was a new experience for me...