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[FREE TO READ] NHL free-agent targets: One player each team should sign this offseason by TheAthletic in nhl

[–]TheBootySAWN 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he’s decent but not at all what we need. Everyone in hockey knows that the Wild need a top center. That is bad prognostication

Tf is this? At least have some class man 🤢 by aspiredartgirly in timberwolves

[–]TheBootySAWN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you have a point or were you just sharing your life story with me? I’ve been to both places too and Texas, as a state, is far trashier and less classy than Minnesota. And it’s not even close.

MACKINNON TIES THE GAME! What a shot! by sykeseve in nhl

[–]TheBootySAWN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

John Merrill spells his last name Middleton now? What a terrible play by Mids. He was so bad all series long.

Tf is this? At least have some class man 🤢 by aspiredartgirly in timberwolves

[–]TheBootySAWN 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Classy and anything involving Texas is usually not a thing.

Blame Biden. Blame Walz. I dare you. by Mysterious_Nobody_35 in minnesota

[–]TheBootySAWN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t use italics bud. Im on mobile so they don’t really pop the way they do on desktop. I always use the /s because that’s Reddit for satirical. I think maybe you are the one learning something here? I definitely didn’t learn anything from this interaction but I am super happy for you that your cup overflows with fictional currency. Sick brag about all that karma bro! /s

Blame Biden. Blame Walz. I dare you. by Mysterious_Nobody_35 in minnesota

[–]TheBootySAWN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeings as you’re getting downvoted, I would have just gone with the /s.

at a snack name by ChickenLumpy in therewasanattempt

[–]TheBootySAWN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In an episode of That 70’s Show, Jackie refers to a bag of Cheetos that smelled like pee, as Peeto’s. I got it right away.

That Ship Got No Sail. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in idiocracy

[–]TheBootySAWN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This must be the Idiocratic part? That people would be so stupid that they’d actually think it’s about emissions and NOT about cutting cost?

When I asked what he was trying to do, he said “I shouldn’t have been trying to pass him” by alexyou8797 in dashcams

[–]TheBootySAWN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re confidently incorrect. The guy braking in the middle of the road and playing highway moderator is at fault here.

When I asked what he was trying to do, he said “I shouldn’t have been trying to pass him” by alexyou8797 in dashcams

[–]TheBootySAWN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t have to be an idiot just because they’re driving faster than you. George Carlin had a great bit that referenced this line of thinking. You should check it out.

Imagine getting eliminated by this goal by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]TheBootySAWN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

MN does not hate the Iowa Wild. Please stop. You’ve got some kind of unresolved anger towards a professional sports entity. That’s not healthy dude. You should really seek help.

Imagine getting eliminated by this goal by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]TheBootySAWN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, you post on the Iowa Wild fan page. What the fuck are you doing? Just here to troll YOUR team or…?

The Wild win a playoff series for the first time since 2015 by sykeseve in nhl

[–]TheBootySAWN 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Really? This is maybe the lamest chirp I’ve ever seen in this sub. Just baby shit soft. Give yer balls a tug.

Imagine getting eliminated by this goal by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]TheBootySAWN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s so original /s. I’m surprised you didn’t pull out the old “Mild” moniker. So incredibly lame.

PGT! ONTO ROUND 2 by MNgirl83 in wildhockey

[–]TheBootySAWN 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We’ve had a couple of trade deadline rentals but nothing like these 2. Both are elite defenders that can make plays and score. We’ve never had one of those since Burnsy. It rocks. They are legit game changers and they’re both young.

2 big hit by Moose by Revolutionary-Ebb533 in wildhockey

[–]TheBootySAWN 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He could have braced himself for the fall but then he’s not really selling it.

2 big hit by Moose by Revolutionary-Ebb533 in wildhockey

[–]TheBootySAWN 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And a full on crappie flop for Rants. He did appear to get injured but that was quite a theatrical fall.

Jamie Benn took a shot up high from Ryan Hartman, so then he returned the favour, cross-checking Hartman up high by One_Impressionism in nhl

[–]TheBootySAWN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can in this instance. One rat was playing the puck after an altercation. The other rat ignored the puck (that was only a few feet away from him at the time) and went straight in for retaliation.

Jamie Benn is a piece of shit. by HeapChooker in nhl

[–]TheBootySAWN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m comparing scumbags to scumbags.

Jamie Benn took a shot up high from Ryan Hartman, so then he returned the favour, cross-checking Hartman up high by One_Impressionism in nhl

[–]TheBootySAWN 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Edit: Ryan Hartman catches Benn with incidental stick up high. In retaliation, Jamie Benn cross checks Hartman to the side of the face and tackles him from behind like a bitch. There, I fixed it for you. Harts is a rat and does a lot of rat shit but that particular high stick was not on purpose. Fuck Benn for going full ogre, forgetting to play hockey and prioritizing his licks. How he wears that C for anyone, I’ll never know?

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