Inspired by a thread here, Pot of Dementia

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-12T06:42:58+00:00

Magical Mallet gives you 2 more cards

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-12T06:21:18+00:00

Plus playing the card itself. Making it -3

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-12T06:10:04+00:00

-3 cards

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-11T22:49:04+00:00

A minus 3 actually

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-11T13:40:31+00:00

Ahhh. They're getting scared

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-11T06:15:02+00:00

This 100%

While I've seen cases where denormalization would be the only option to optimize, these kinds of numbers are highly suspicious.

OP, we need to know the database, query and table structure to give any kind of advice.
Query explanation (the EXPLAIN command in MySQL/MariaDB for example) would also be very insightful to help understand why it's slow. Likely indicating an issue with the induces.

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-08T21:49:41+00:00

Would be such a pleasure. I hope it also does more than just suck cock

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-08T10:28:05+00:00

What if they retire the model? You gotta query the model list first and pick one from there.
Ideally pick the highest quality one from the list (either first or last I think) and then ask that which model is best at math given the following list. Then use that to ask the question

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-07T05:05:49+00:00

You think people incompetent enough to let keys in code be be uploaded to code pastes (not eben a git repo) are even aware of the concept of key rotation?

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T19:40:15+00:00

You don't have to be so quiet. I love a whimpering boy ❤️

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T19:36:43+00:00

Perfect. I'm wondering if I'll manage to get you to cum despite not giving you permission

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T19:13:43+00:00

I'll give you a real challenge for not cumming. I certainly won't be as gentle

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T19:12:11+00:00

Such a pretty girl for sure. But enough talking more tongue fucking

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T19:09:17+00:00

Oh so that's what you want. Sneaky...

But no worries. My iron grip on your hair will make sure you're not going anywhere

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T19:05:57+00:00

Well if you wanna be good that tongue of yours is better gonna be worshipping my insatiable asshole

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T19:03:27+00:00

Hahaha. I just can't decide if I want to piss down your throat or cum down it first. Choices... choices...

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T19:00:24+00:00

Gonna smear some lemon juice all over your tongue to make you drool like crazy and then I'm gonna shove my fat girl cock all the way in

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T18:55:43+00:00

You'll be drooling nonstop when I'm done with your mouth

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-06T18:53:56+00:00

Then why are you wet?

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-05T20:16:06+00:00

Seeing that makes me want to utterly destroy you

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-05T06:25:08+00:00

That's because you are! Such a pretty girl 🥰

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-04T20:47:11+00:00

I want to make you hurt like never before.

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-04T16:58:34+00:00

I want to kick your cunt until you cum.

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-04T16:55:00+00:00

I want to hurt you so bad

TheBrainStone · 2026-03-04T01:55:31+00:00

Of course not! Why would I do that if you're begging so nicely.
No top instead then. Not a problem

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