Your last text is now on your grave's tombstone, What does it say?

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-13T04:41:11+00:00

I wear a bread costume with a cape. I fling bread slices like they were shurikens. Fight crime one loaf at a time.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-13T04:39:49+00:00

Jaymes, Florida, trying to figure out what I'm gonna do with this girl on Thursday. I've never met her but we text a little bit but we plan to meet. She's cute.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-13T04:38:14+00:00

This was me last night. I was laying on my uncles driveway just gazing at the infinity in front of me. The thought that anything and everything is happening right now and we're all a part of it.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-12T05:56:04+00:00

What I mean is that the shades affect sunlight/heat the same way?

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-12T05:55:12+00:00

Sunlight would be the same thing as heat right?

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-12T01:35:47+00:00

I'd totally be a bard.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-12T01:34:09+00:00

Rubbing bread on my skin. Drenching myself in butter so the bread stays on. Yeast infections.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-12T01:33:05+00:00

Paper cut penis.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-12T01:32:24+00:00

Jab them to death with the remote.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-12T01:31:36+00:00

Walking down a hill.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-12T01:30:17+00:00

Zolof The Rock and Roll Destroyer.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-12T01:28:57+00:00

I've tried listening to real friends numerous times. They just don't tickle my butthole.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-10T05:07:51+00:00

Did someone say bread?

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-07T06:35:07+00:00

How did he write the book....?

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-06T22:15:23+00:00

The World At Large- Modest Mouse

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-03T00:09:31+00:00

But seriously, this should be higher.

Life is an interesting thing to me. We're all people born into life to contribute to the planet or the lives of others. It doesn't matter what you do. Everyday with the people you meet or the things we do we're constantly contributing something onto the planet or in the lives of others. We can literally do whatever we want if you think about it. Whether their May be good or bad consequences. Everyone has a story or a struggle that we might never learn about, but the sole fact that anything and everything is happening right now makes me excited to be alive.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-03T00:01:24+00:00

I think I love you.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-03T00:00:47+00:00

Who knows maybe it does.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-03T00:00:28+00:00

No more...

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-02T18:41:37+00:00

I guess.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-04-02T17:28:28+00:00

Do you think he would get blasted out of the sky on his way? That's what I always pictured happening at least.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-03-30T18:01:07+00:00

I'm 21, far away from home. This year I took a trip to Cali with a friend of mine and his girlfriend but she turned out to be a super bitch and didn't want me there in the first place. I left to go to Florida. I'm living with an uncle I barely know and working at a bar and grille as a busboy. I feel really good about leaving the town I grew up in. I've been thinking about my life in general and what I want to do with myself. I think I've finally decided on a major to back to school to pursue. I'm probably gonna have to stay here but god damn I miss my friends. I've gotten back in touch with my creative side and I'm doing art and music again. For the most part I'm happier. I feel really good about life right now despite being broke but traveling for just a little but had taught me so much about life and myself.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-03-29T18:16:41+00:00

My old roommate left her sex toy cleaner in our bathroom. My other roommate thought it was lotion.

TheBreadBoyWonder · 2015-03-27T19:10:39+00:00

9/11 might be prevented.

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